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Cats, corvids, and all things fantastic and frightening. #MutantFam.
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiitttt. 😳 #XFilesLive
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Hey Doggett, you have any idea how to disable Safe Search?"
"Why?"
"...No reason." #XFilesLive
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mission Impossible time! #XFilesLive
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Hey, I see you cleaned up the place.

...Any idea what happened to the, er...contents of the middle drawer?"
#XFilesLive
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
...I have no jokes ready for this. 😕
#XFilesLive
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He helped foster my love for learning and knowledge, and is one reason I make sure to read something every day.

He will be missed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Peter Thiel calling other people the Antichrist has the same energy as
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The culprit is Itchy Algae? 🤔 #XFilesLive
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Not Harvey Dent's best look. #XFilesLive
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's the perfect night for a show. 🎸🤘 #DayGlow #JiffyLubeLive
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fake or no, this one still kills me.
🤣🤣🤣 #AntiAI
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That is one crispy critter. 😬
#XFilesLive
May 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well, that's no way to get ahead in the business. Ba-dum tis! #XFilesLive
March 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Happy Whiskers Wednesday!
😺🐈
March 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@spookeats.bsky.social My husband got me this for Christmas while we were dating. 😊 #TheLastDriveIn #PhantomOfTheOpera #MutantFam
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That had to be Mulder's best entrance ever. #XFilesLive
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yeah, we wouldn't want to offend the dead deer demographic.
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
...Er, sorry. I had to use it sometime. #XFilesLive
February 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
R.I.P. Nikki Aycox
May 26, 1975—November 16, 2022
#XFilesLive
February 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"The world didn't end." "No. It didn't." 🥹 #XFilesLive
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social Found the Pool Shark!
February 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No one ever expects the Land Shark.

Or his cousin, the Pool Shark!
February 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Oh, man...I don't think the company dental plan is going to cover this." #XFilesLive
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They even put him in a crucifixion pose. Complete with a "crown of thorns". #XFilesLive
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM