Jade
@jadedubya.bsky.social
i’m your favorite ex boyfriends favorite ex girlfriend
just watched a bird (robin) pick a worm out of the soil and eat it. classic bird move. felt crazy to see in real life.
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
just watched a bird (robin) pick a worm out of the soil and eat it. classic bird move. felt crazy to see in real life.
stephen king is a lot like taylor swift in the way that sometimes i think they’re the best writer to ever live and the worst writer to ever live.
April 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
stephen king is a lot like taylor swift in the way that sometimes i think they’re the best writer to ever live and the worst writer to ever live.
if you’re going thru hell……. can you grab me a couple voodoo dolls and a bag of hot chips on your way back? i’ll totally pay you back.
April 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
if you’re going thru hell……. can you grab me a couple voodoo dolls and a bag of hot chips on your way back? i’ll totally pay you back.
it’s like a horror movie but it’s actually just me listening to the hundreds of voicemails i’ve ignored for the last 5 years
April 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
it’s like a horror movie but it’s actually just me listening to the hundreds of voicemails i’ve ignored for the last 5 years
cuz i’m too jimmy then im too fukin sheen
April 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
cuz i’m too jimmy then im too fukin sheen
in 2006 my blackberry pearl ringtone was anna molly by incubus
April 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in 2006 my blackberry pearl ringtone was anna molly by incubus
“imagine hating me and the whole time im just….” yeah nvm. i get it id hate me too. carry on 🫡
April 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“imagine hating me and the whole time im just….” yeah nvm. i get it id hate me too. carry on 🫡
an excellent display of dominance from the squirrel at my bird feeder. just showing his cawk to tell me he WILL be eating all the peanuts and cranberries i put out.
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
an excellent display of dominance from the squirrel at my bird feeder. just showing his cawk to tell me he WILL be eating all the peanuts and cranberries i put out.
oat maxxing. just made oatmeal with oat milk.
April 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
oat maxxing. just made oatmeal with oat milk.
some of yall are worried about the wrong tariffs. your hogs gonna tariff you crank it one more time
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
some of yall are worried about the wrong tariffs. your hogs gonna tariff you crank it one more time
have you ever even stopped ONCE to consider that there IS bubble gum in the baby’s hair AND sweet potatoes in the lazy chair????
April 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
have you ever even stopped ONCE to consider that there IS bubble gum in the baby’s hair AND sweet potatoes in the lazy chair????
can we get it poppin on this bitch pls omg i wanna leave twitter/x so bad
November 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
can we get it poppin on this bitch pls omg i wanna leave twitter/x so bad