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⋆˚࿔ 𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒔𝒂'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒕 ✮⋆˙ 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 ⋆˚꩜。 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 ⋆. 𐙚 ̊
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sry tmi but i have been letting my bf hit it raw & finish inside and my period is late. my tubes are tied but likeeeee im kinda still freaking out a little bit lol
August 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
if i dont get laid tonight im going to fucking rage
August 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i fucking hate men ur literally all the fucking same lmao
July 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
oh and i found her insta :)
because he still follows her :))
thats really cool :)))
gonna go throw up now lmao:))))
July 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i finally learned what my bfs "winter" tattoo on his knee is. its a stripper. he got a strippers name tattooed on him lmao i think i just got my first ick from him lmaooooo
July 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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In case it isn't clear. I stand with Sego. With Lexa. with Nyx. With Lizzie. With Lyssa. With Eddie. With Sydney. With Jas. With coco. With Cait. With Mia. With Mari. With Jess. All of them.
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
im begging people to shut the fuck up lmfao
May 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
wearing camo but in like an ethel cain way
May 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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If you make fun of someone and their work ability and/or being autistic, you’re disgusting and a horrible person.
May 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
how you gonna fart on me in my own bed???

the DISRESPECT 😔
May 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hearing my man do the breathy ‘fuck’ in my ear would cure my depression
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
just wanna say my bf and i binged love on the spectrum and he only had positive things to say about the cast.

he is such a green flag
i knew my ex was trash when he started watching love on the spectrum to make fun of the people, and i was just sitting there like 👁👄👁 relating to so many of them and their experiences with love/dating
May 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my ex husband is asking to be primary custodian even tho i have our children over 50% of the week lmfao and i am the only parent who has made any sort of medical appointment for any of them in the last 7 years. i don't think he even knows how to enroll them in school.
May 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
my kids dad: nobody is gonna wanna date a single mother good luck finding someone

also my kids dad: dates a 24 yr old single mother

the jokes write themselves
(this is a dig at him not at her lol)
April 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
so first my ex husbands knew gf keeps popping up under "people you may know" and NOW HER MOM?! yall are so embarrassing and stressing yourselves out lmao

facebook isn't gonna put you under "people you may know" unless you're checking my page 💀
April 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i should def be sleeping right now. it's nearly 2am. going to need to call in reinforcements me thinks (my vibrator)
April 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i wish i could fall asleep next to him every night and wake up next to him each morning
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"should i pull out?"

do you hate me?????
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
lmao wait so lemme get this straight my ex...who i have been separated from for months...thought that i was still making his truck payment for him...lmfao bro be so serious
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
overthinking hours have arrived
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
and then a few hours later when we were getting ready to go home, my son, again, looks my bf dead in his eyes and says "my dad showed me a picture of you." and then my daughter chimes in and goes "yeah he looked really hard for it!"

i am BEGGING my ex to be normal
April 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lmfao my son walks up to my bf, looks him dead in the eye and says "my mom and dad aren't together anymore"

💀
April 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
its okay girl i would be crashing out too if the ex wife looked like me
April 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
lmfao so my ex has been fb stalking my new man and my exes new gf has been fb stalking me what the actual fuck 🤣
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
pretty lame that i don't get to see my sweet cutie boy every day. life is cruel and unfair.
April 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM