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jadedbirch.bsky.social
Mother of God
@jadedbirch.bsky.social
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El, she/her, queer, witchy, multishippy fandom old, writing gay porn for your highest good, Путин хуйло! 🇺🇦
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ElDiablito_SF/profile
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I deeply resonate with my son's Garden Slut looks but his jaunty chapeau looks are always so timeless
April 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The cognitive dissonance of wanting to squish my kitten son all the time while also being real tired of his destructive shenanigans 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣❤️
An adorable black kitten's head is peaking out of the bedside table shelf.
November 28, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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They kill me 🥹
Kitty toe beans
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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This is a really important post about my new kitten sleeping on me:
A black kitten, 3.5 months old, asleep over red blankets on top of an invisible person. Toe beans are visible on the front paw.
November 26, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos—simply vibe.

here's mine for #mdzs #theuntamed:
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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When I got to clean the house

Expectation vs Reality
November 20, 2024 at 5:13 AM
jadedbirch.bsky.social
So, yesterday I woke up to someone accusing me of being a #Zhancheng anti because I .... Gave them a happy ending in one of my fics?? Pals, I'm so tired
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Also I need everyone to admire what a great job my wife did with this cover 😍
July 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I think it's really charming how he looks like he went back in time to 2002 and raided my closet because he wanted to look like a young Ukrainian American sapphic 🤷🏻‍♀️
June 28, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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I'm also personally gratified that my son decided to role play Marshall LWJ from my Western! AU
June 6, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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I've been starved for a touch of genderfuckery for him and at last my time has come!
June 6, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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June 5, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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I should really repost that with the amazing cover:
books2read.com/b/mVXanp

Rockstars! Poodles! Horrific song lyrics! Found family feels! Hot adult fun times!
June 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Hey y'all! Against all odds and the Enshittification of my personal situation, I have finished Zhanchengxian Accidental Marriage: Supreme Idiocy Edition! 💙💜❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/540804...
April 20, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Hello, this is a very successful, well known, wealthy individual's LinkedIn profile summary. Enjoy!
April 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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My darling idiots are 4 chapters into their drama and no where near getting their shit together. 🤷🏻‍♀️💙💜❤️🤦🏻‍♀️
March 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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My life mission is complete
March 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Hey I'm back on my bullshit with this Modern AU with Cultivation in which my Three Beloved Idiots collide in every possible combination until they end up in a Zhanchengxian 🤣
archiveofourown.org/works/540804...
March 2, 2024 at 7:37 PM
jadedbirch.bsky.social
Happy Friday with this absolutely ridiculous (but also very sweet) Twin Jades body swap!
archiveofourown.org/works/53478010
February 2, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Okay so for WIP Wednesday, I'd like to share with you a TEENY tiny piece of a magnificently stupid whole that I've recently begun writing! It's a Twin Jades body swap, with eventual JadeXian! 😂😂😂
January 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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My friends, my latest Zhancheng fic is now complete! Enjoy the drama and suspense and Gross Disgustoids being gloriously Disgusting.
archiveofourown.org/works/527306...
January 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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Happy New Year, I'm back with another Zhancheng fic because the fandom needs me 😏
archiveofourown.org/works/527306...
January 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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My son has flapped his little swan wings like a hussy while I've been down with the flu, once again bringing shame upon our family 🤭😏
December 3, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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My baby lion, his Yeekies, and his movies had a very good night at the Golden Cocks, and I couldn't be more proud 🥹
November 4, 2023 at 6:36 PM