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Chris Gordon 🇨🇦
@jaded-spawn.bsky.social
🎶Music fiend/
💿CD junkie/
🇨🇦 born & raised/
🎮Veteran gamer/
⭐️Multi-tattooed & self-employed/
😈Blunt/sarcastic S.O.B and proud of it!/
Hey Bluesky....how's things here?

Was gonna close this but may just come back cuz threads is ridiculous lately and I'll never go back to Twatter.
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Really felt for Sharon, Jack and Kelly at the gathering 💔
Still doesn't feel real Ozzy isn't here 😔
July 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
57 years....thank you Black Sabbath 🔥🔥
July 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Canada Day 2025
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Summer of Batman 1989 began 36 years ago today.....eeeesh
June 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This thing still exists? Ehhh don't find much use for it 🤷‍♂️
June 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I see one of the whiny right-wing meltdowns that led to Prime Minister Carney winning was because of Jon Stewart and that without him he'd of lost.

K -- your orange blob got sycophantic media treatment from Joe Rogan, among many MANY others.....so if you wanna blame Jon Stewart, cool story bro 😊
April 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
CBC just called it, a Liberal government,
unknown if it's majority or minority at the moment.

Canada you did what Amerikkka didn't do in November......well done 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Now let's have the whiny orange manbitch keep his bullshit 51st state talk hold up now......congrats Prime Minister Carney 😊
April 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Got one -- and F U to all the after market scammers snagging these for extra profit. Times we live in unfortunately.....

#GamingSky
April 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
37 years of "Son" -- fitting song with a putrid asshole as prez......

youtu.be/M6JpxDebokM?...

#MusicSky
Iron Maiden - The Evil That Men Do (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Aren't Conservatives the ones claiming to hate cancel culture......unless it comes from people wanting to fact check them then who cares who pays the price.

Such feckless weak cowards; and CTV still showing how pathetic they continue to be in the eyes of pressure.....
April 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Thanks to the latest episode of Celtic Warrior Workouts, rewatching this classic episode of one hit wonderland from @shadowtodd.bsky.social

Scatman John eally was a fascinating individual.

youtu.be/u9rUy0lvWxE?...

#MusicSky
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Dop)" by Scatman John
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now hopefully John sees the bullshit TYT has become and goes yeah I'm out.

Oh and magine the fireworks if Frannie is invited back on Piers Morgan with Cenk......that may break YouTube 😏
BREAKING: Cenk has announced I am no longer allowed to appear on The Damage Report with @johniadarola.bsky.social based on disagreements with TYT's main hosts and yes, calling Cenk a 'bitch' for engaging with Dr. Phill, a guy who's joining ICE raids on innocent people.
March 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This man is 53 years old.
March 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sometimes random songs pop up out of nowhere during work -- and one today that did was "Drive" by The Cars.

When it finished, tapped my ear buds to hear it again, then when it finished tapped my ear buds to hear it again -- rinse and repeat for probably 20 times 😏

Not even sorry 😁

#MusicSky
March 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
March 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
20 years ago today we were introduced to the God Of War franchise.

Who still has their original day one copy like me 👋👋

#GamingSky
March 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks.

Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again.

NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
March 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Fitting song, it is today and all 😏

youtu.be/rGJnjSATu50?...

#MusicSky
The Ides of March (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden - Topic
youtu.be
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
30 years today 😬

Two albums I like to refer to as "battery killers" 🤣

If you had a Sony Discman like me, you'll understand this 😎

@googoodollsmusic.bsky.social
@collectivesoul.bsky.social

#MusicSky
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Some glad I didn't get tix for the concert tonight -- some are available, but injuries and recovering from them are more vital atm.

I've seen OLP 5 times already, I'm more boned once again missing Collective Soul.

More important to be healthier when the Bush show happens in May, so shit happens.
March 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Better idea, you resign, your laughable president resigns, and America can regain sanity and we can exist as allies instead of the opportunistic assholes you choose to be towards Canada and Canadians!
Lutnick: "The best way to actually merge the economies of Canada and the United States is for Canada to become our 51st state ... Canada is gonna have to work with us to really integrate their economy, and as the president said, they should consider the amazing advantages of being the 51st state."
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's awful cute how MAGA chodes cite they love their orange goblin because of how he fights back hard -- yet when it's being done to him by people HE chose to insult & start unnecessary bullshit with, it's all waaah waaah how mean Canada and Canadians are.

Such a P.A.B wittle Donnie continues to be
March 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM