I know I’m old because I am at the post office like, all the time these days.

Feeling fancy, think I’ll have something luxurious and expensive. Think I’ll treat myself to… one egg.

I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.

Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.