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jadearia.bsky.social
Ojama Yellow Respecter
@jadearia.bsky.social
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Chillin out with the crew in the school yard.
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Same
Part of a package with a stylized cutesy Draculaura with the words “BIG fun… micro sized!”
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Wearing a green jacket and green eyeshadow and snuck in a kiwi lime flavor for my water for Predator Badlands. It’s blood color. I’m normal.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Selling auctions on ebay and the buyers keep doing this thing where they don’t pay for the shit and ghost on me, and I’m sitting there like
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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🎶 I’m a girly girl
with a girly secret 🎶
Naru from Prey
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Tentative plan. I don’t have my art supplies and I won’t have them for a long time but…
Sketch of plans for a Predator Monster High Skullector doll. Complete with facehugger pet.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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This may be too niche but I'm putting it out here in hopes it will reach someone who appreciates it.

Is Gunkster Hotwheels' gunk just Predator blood?
Gunkster at a Hot Wheels Glow Party monster truck rally. Gunkster is a lime green monster truck whose whole deal is glowy green slime. Bro I can't find any good photos of Predator bleeding that don't show the unmasked face, but this is the blood, which is green and glowy. Through googling this I have accidentally gleaned the actual name of that alien race, but I haven't gotten that far in the movie series so I'm pretending I don't know it yet.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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What happens if you mix these up
Settings screen of a digital camera showing the preset “Portrait Man: capture a man and blur out the background.” Showing the preset “Portrait Lady: capture a lady and blur out the background.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I was wondering why the fae don’t like metal, but now I’m curious about these other things
Screenshot of a Duck Duck Go search. I am typing in “why don’t the fae” and it’s suggesting the following searches: “why don’t eggs tell jokes,” “why don’t antibiotics work on viruses,” and “why don’t ants get sick”
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I’m so tired I opened the Walmart app and searched “Walmart”. Which did not turn my phone into a black hole, but did bring up this Sanrio Lesbian Plush Pack. So I don’t know what that means.
Screenshot of a Walmart product, $19 box of three Sanrio plushies: Hello Kitty, My Melody, and Kuromi.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Yeah, that's me
Momo from Infinity Nikki saying, "There's a Whim Jade around here!"
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Owlturd comic/ Shen Comix. First panel: tall adult is holding hands with a tiny crying creature labeled G+. G+ says, "Papa, why do they not love me?". Second panel zooms out to show adult is labeled Google. Google says, "I do not know, little one. But it is of no concern." Third panel is creepy shadows cast over Google's face as it says, "I will make them love you."
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Me and the hot babes I pulled with my cursed ventriloquist doll act. I’m nothing without my cursed ventriloquist doll.
Stock image of a bunch of cool young people, presumably at a party, doing wild cool young people poses at the camera with some weird blur effect to denote a sense of action probably.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Painting of a … oh no I don’t know what these are called? Pierrot child? A little kid with a black cap and white outfit with ruffly neckline? Mime baby? I should pick a different image that I know how to describe, but it’s too late now. Anyway the child is trying to hold a black cat by reaching around from behind so it’s like the cat is standing.
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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An alien smoking a cigarette.
August 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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A small shriveled clammy alien lying in bed. A man in overalls sits on the edge of the bed holding its hand tenderly.
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Two images showing a cat with a “strong chin” and a cat with a “weak chin” and the text, “Tu gato es un Chad o un beta? Fíjate esa mandíbula, el gato del devoxero es Chad o beta, pasen fotos.”
August 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Surrealist painting of a four legged polka dot creature with a man’s face eating a giant cupcake with the text, “me eating my nightly sweet treat.”
August 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Graphic from an old Geocities site. Two grey tabbies sit on a couch. Two chairs on either side have heart pillows on them with the names Ben and Jerry. Text at bottom says, “WELCOME TO OUR HOME... Here is a peek into cour Viral Home..Please feel firee to click on a link.” The cats’ tails are animated.
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It’s a… uhhh… well it’s Homer Simpson kind of. With a Furby face.
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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For every like, I will post an image from my Camera Roll with no explanation.
August 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A T-shirt with dancing skeletons wearing cowboy hats and boots with the text “boot scootin’ spooky.”
August 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Post the last photo of your pet(s)

Shadow being a goober
A black cat lying in a cemetery themed cat scratching box with her chin rested awkwardly on the corner.
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I love when Pikmin Bloom randomly zooms in on a little dude and I get jumpscared by the name I forgot I gave it.
Screenshot of Pikmin Bloom focused on a white pikmin named Hatsune Freaku.
August 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM