“I want to try and get to Heaven”

Chipocalypse Now!
Just an act of a angry little man…

Department of WAR

I WANT MY NOBEL PRIZE NOW! I WILL SEND NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS FROM EVERY STATE IN MY BEAUTIFUL UNION UNTIL I GET IT OR UNTIL THERE ARE NO HOMELESS BUMS LEFT TO ERADICATE IN DC.
-KOTUS

When I leave for Alaska to meet my BEST BUD Purr-tin, DC will be essentially crime-free. This is going to be a beacon, and it's going to also serve as an example of what can be done when I leave town.
-KOTUS (Kitty of the United States)

I will sue everyone for 1 Billion Churu that says I met my husband through Epstein and that I had coitus with POTUS for the first time on the Lolita Express!!!
-Meowlania Kitty

The Second Most Notorious Criminal' in Washington, DC is TACO Cat!

“They will be strong, they will be tough, and they will stand with their law enforcement partners to eradicate the poor and homless in DC."
-Pete Kittyseth

“Our Economy is booming, and Bat Cat will ensure that the Numbers released are HONEST and ACCURATE,”

I will deploy approximately 800 National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., and federalize the city's police in an effort to fight crime as a distraction.

Nothing to see here just like the Epstein files.

TACO Cat