Joshua Dellinger
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Joshua Dellinger
@jad7r.bsky.social
Threat intelligence, BlueTeam, OpSec. Need coffee.
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March 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
March 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Barry McGuire California Dreaming < Mamas and the Papas version.
March 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
March 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I do love it. But it is a hard burn.

Me before the incident vs after the incident.
January 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ohio
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December 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
My moms good she got me of Twin Falls Idaho. Before I got too old. You know how that goes.
December 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Get Lucky
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December 3, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Also a great name for a Portland band.
December 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
We can confirm, this quarter we had exactly 23 firewalls in the cloud. This is up 12% since last quarter.
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
November 30, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Discipline equal freedom
November 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
5.) search the file for "login" & "config"
6.) search the file for evidence of directory traversal
7.) What stands out about the Digital Ocean IP address?
8.) Do you see evidence automated scanners probing the system?
November 30, 2024 at 8:52 AM
4.) Do the same with HTTP methods

cat nginx-access.log | cut -d" " -f6 | sort | uniq -c | sort
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Sure. Doesn't change the fact the SOC interviewees didn't know a program from a hole in the ground. Had no idea who Stallman or Torvalds were. And couldn't grep a security incident out easy to find IOC in a Nginx or Apache log.

So I now make every applicant take a security quiz.
November 30, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, darth.

Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes…

argggghhhkkrkrhhhh…

November 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
cd..
cd acct/1337/
ls
cd..
cd acct/1338/
ls

“Why don’t you just cd to the path instead of cd..”

I use spaces instead of tabs. Leave me alone.
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat

Never drive a car when your dead
November 30, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I just pictured a TV show “How I hacked your WiFi”

Like “How I met your mother”, but with hackers.
November 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
And every track has 7 or more writers credited
November 30, 2024 at 3:57 AM
“But… this is all academic”

If you’re talking bashrc, profiles, you’re light years ahead of the applicants I’ve seen:

“It says on your resume you know Linux”

Yes

“Cool. We use it a lot. What’s your favorite command”

Uhhhh… hmmm… uhhh… Immunity debugger?
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November 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM