Newsom definitely understands the assignment.
More of this, please and thank you.

The Activity: Accurate
The Size: Questionable

I’m pretty confident that the two Dick-tators share baby-mushroom-like qualities when it comes to appendages.

Coincidentally, I just created this meme… and am enjoying it.

Works for me. ONLY if the funds collected go directly back into the pockets of Americans who were screwed by the Regime, who did NOT vote for the Dictator. MAGAs don’t want any of that “socialism handout” money anyway, right?

I need this in my life. Stat.
- Desperate American

Fun Fact: MAGAs are so proud of their vote NOW, that we all know exactly who voted for him, and 10yrs from now will be our version of “Never Forget 2.0” (second only to 9/11). The only difference?… Foreign Terrorism vs. Domestic Terrorism. I, for one, will never forget. Nor forgive.

I’m calling ALL of these Congress Folks. ALL. OF. THEM.

I struggle with the cognitive dissonance of these moments in my head… While their absence is the ultimate display of disrespect, I immediately consider the source and nearly vomit at the thought of their presence at such a sacred memorial. Maybe they were refused entry. And I’m good with that.

Ah, yes, another method of cleansing by the rich. “Let them eat cake while drowning.”

Correct. But, “supposed to” is meaningless under the regime. Masked men in vans aren’t supposed to kidnap citizens. The “leader” isn’t supposed to spend my tax money on his personal bday parade. Violent J6-ers aren’t supposed to be pardoned. Wars aren’t supposed to start w/o congress input.

And therein lies the rub. When a marine is ordered by the Dictator & immediate commanding officer to arrest/shoot civilians, and that marine’s family member is among those civilians, what then? It’s the part that few are saying out loud. It’s the “brother against brother” part of the Civil War.

“EVERYONE, KEEP MARCHING & PROTESTING & GLITTER-B*MBING. I’M WATCHING! (IF YOU DON’T,) YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. (JUST) DO IT!”
There. Fixed it.

In more than 50 years, the US fought multiple wars (right or wrong) as a DEMOCRATIC nation. It is a “thing people worry about” now because we are a FASCIST nation under a demented DICTATOR who has FIRED all competent military leaders. Former 50yrs of rules, history, experience do not apply here.

I’m betting that Bart wrote this on the chalkboard in an opening sequence of the SIMPSONS somewhere in the archives of the series. They’ve predicted pretty much everything else in political and cultural affairs.