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Jacques M. Hoff
@jacquesmhoff.bsky.social
31 • Just the newest Dad in the neighborhood.

Bro to some, Dad to others, Breeder to all.
In need of some humps. Can you tell #humpday is my favorite day of the week?
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Heya,

I just changed my display name and handle. It’s not a “rebrand” it’s just for shits and giggles. I may change it back.

Formerly,

THROBert (yourbrojj)

xo,
Jacques M. Hoff
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
::Honk Honk::

#humpday
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Hey you there! You look like you could use a rest, come take a seat on my lap, it’s very comfortable 😜

#testicletuesday
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hole-y Moley! It’s a hole 🕳️ thread.

@boardandchill.bsky.social this is for you.

Everyone has a hole (tops*, bottoms, sides, bators, etc.). It’s the great equalizer. Let’s see them (plus I just want to drool over them).

*I’m shy 🙈
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Meet me in the bathroom, last stall, 5 min…
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Huff it

(ngl I smell pretty good after my workout)

#muskymonday #pits
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you see this, quote a picture of your bush

Unobstructed bush.
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Post your favorite nude of 2026 so far. You can only pick one
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Babe, cum and ride a load out. I could really use the release.

#fcf
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I heard you could use a dickstraction
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
“Wood” you want to wake up next to this every morning?

#morningwood #thickdickthursday
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Almost big enough to get titty fucked…who wants to practice?
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Some call it bottom fishing I call it being a tease. What are you going to do about it? 😜

#humpday
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Hardly working while hard at work today
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Ok people, what are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back?

This are the first 4 that came to mind.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hungry for hole.

#mcm
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Has someone ever got you so feral that you need to cum three times in less than an hour? Well……

#sundaycumday
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
In my house we don’t observe #scs so my apologies to those who celebrate 😜
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
We’re just flexing for you on this fine Friday

#flexfriday #fcf
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Just your new dad throwing his cock in the ring.
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My original intention for 2026 was to delete everything and shift this profile to reposting dated memes, but where’s the fun in that.

(jk, jk, that was never the intention)

Now be a good boy and take care of this ⬇️
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
”Always Support the Bottom”

My motto for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
New year, same bush 🌳🍆
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Quote with your last (home) gym selfie of 2025 💪🏼🏋🏼‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM