Cardinal Cyn
@jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Human
Sailor
Gorilla gardener.
Likes honey
Wulferhamptonian
#BrexitHasFailed
Sailor
Gorilla gardener.
Likes honey
Wulferhamptonian
#BrexitHasFailed
Morning Baker
Are you enjoying the blue sky and freezing weather we getting today?
A dry walk Yaaaaaay!
Are you enjoying the blue sky and freezing weather we getting today?
A dry walk Yaaaaaay!
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Morning Baker
Are you enjoying the blue sky and freezing weather we getting today?
A dry walk Yaaaaaay!
Are you enjoying the blue sky and freezing weather we getting today?
A dry walk Yaaaaaay!
News just in
A spade is not a spade, please find a convoluted obscure way to say the same fkin thing!
A spade is not a spade, please find a convoluted obscure way to say the same fkin thing!
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
News just in
A spade is not a spade, please find a convoluted obscure way to say the same fkin thing!
A spade is not a spade, please find a convoluted obscure way to say the same fkin thing!
Excellent
Next time, out nose!
Next time, out nose!
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Excellent
Next time, out nose!
Next time, out nose!
Well
My eggs weren't perfect today and I look like a sack on legs so let's just pretend
Flippin hate the real cold!
I went down shops yesterday with dog but neither a bra or mascara on!
Wtf happens when it hits below freezing??
My eggs weren't perfect today and I look like a sack on legs so let's just pretend
Flippin hate the real cold!
I went down shops yesterday with dog but neither a bra or mascara on!
Wtf happens when it hits below freezing??
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Well
My eggs weren't perfect today and I look like a sack on legs so let's just pretend
Flippin hate the real cold!
I went down shops yesterday with dog but neither a bra or mascara on!
Wtf happens when it hits below freezing??
My eggs weren't perfect today and I look like a sack on legs so let's just pretend
Flippin hate the real cold!
I went down shops yesterday with dog but neither a bra or mascara on!
Wtf happens when it hits below freezing??
😆 arr arrlic is smellier
Marketing matters
Marketing matters
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
😆 arr arrlic is smellier
Marketing matters
Marketing matters
The original brick balls video goes here ->
Fartage outrage!
Fartage outrage!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The original brick balls video goes here ->
Fartage outrage!
Fartage outrage!
Morning
Hattie had a few months access to the neighbours garden and dog, and learnt where the snacks were.
😆
Fence panel now solid again 👌
Hattie had a few months access to the neighbours garden and dog, and learnt where the snacks were.
😆
Fence panel now solid again 👌
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Morning
Hattie had a few months access to the neighbours garden and dog, and learnt where the snacks were.
😆
Fence panel now solid again 👌
Hattie had a few months access to the neighbours garden and dog, and learnt where the snacks were.
😆
Fence panel now solid again 👌
Absolutely sue x
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Absolutely sue x
Golly!
Who would have thunk it...
Who would have thunk it...
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Golly!
Who would have thunk it...
Who would have thunk it...
Absolutely
I hate it if I'm the most normal person in a place
😆
Doesn't happen often but I feel very dull if it does....
Same with the dog
😆 🤣
I hate it if I'm the most normal person in a place
😆
Doesn't happen often but I feel very dull if it does....
Same with the dog
😆 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Absolutely
I hate it if I'm the most normal person in a place
😆
Doesn't happen often but I feel very dull if it does....
Same with the dog
😆 🤣
I hate it if I'm the most normal person in a place
😆
Doesn't happen often but I feel very dull if it does....
Same with the dog
😆 🤣
Yes, I pop over there and fartage doesn't just appear in my feed, but sometimes in my notifications.
Am trying to spend less time online during the dark months as sifting through bots and bigots is a waste of time and energy
Am trying to spend less time online during the dark months as sifting through bots and bigots is a waste of time and energy
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Yes, I pop over there and fartage doesn't just appear in my feed, but sometimes in my notifications.
Am trying to spend less time online during the dark months as sifting through bots and bigots is a waste of time and energy
Am trying to spend less time online during the dark months as sifting through bots and bigots is a waste of time and energy
A good guess she may need a stripey jumper later or rain coat.
We're waiting to see what weather does
Little love doesn't really enjoy the wet weather, but loves a muddy dig up anywhere
We're waiting to see what weather does
Little love doesn't really enjoy the wet weather, but loves a muddy dig up anywhere
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A good guess she may need a stripey jumper later or rain coat.
We're waiting to see what weather does
Little love doesn't really enjoy the wet weather, but loves a muddy dig up anywhere
We're waiting to see what weather does
Little love doesn't really enjoy the wet weather, but loves a muddy dig up anywhere
I nay need to stir myself in an hour or so for cheese based snacks...
But don't want to disturb the dog
But don't want to disturb the dog
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I nay need to stir myself in an hour or so for cheese based snacks...
But don't want to disturb the dog
But don't want to disturb the dog
Hypocritical little shit...
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Hypocritical little shit...
I did the same with plain cream ones
I keep meaning to put up pole for heavier ones, but it's only in winter I think of closing them.
The front garden is my favourite bit and looks and smells great, so I want the view
I keep meaning to put up pole for heavier ones, but it's only in winter I think of closing them.
The front garden is my favourite bit and looks and smells great, so I want the view
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I did the same with plain cream ones
I keep meaning to put up pole for heavier ones, but it's only in winter I think of closing them.
The front garden is my favourite bit and looks and smells great, so I want the view
I keep meaning to put up pole for heavier ones, but it's only in winter I think of closing them.
The front garden is my favourite bit and looks and smells great, so I want the view
Just a month ago was roses and underplants
Now just dropped leaves, pruning needed and looks a bit pants
😆 🤣
I'll get pruning in the Christmas/new year bit but got so much to do!
Now just dropped leaves, pruning needed and looks a bit pants
😆 🤣
I'll get pruning in the Christmas/new year bit but got so much to do!
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Just a month ago was roses and underplants
Now just dropped leaves, pruning needed and looks a bit pants
😆 🤣
I'll get pruning in the Christmas/new year bit but got so much to do!
Now just dropped leaves, pruning needed and looks a bit pants
😆 🤣
I'll get pruning in the Christmas/new year bit but got so much to do!
If I don't eat it, the dog will
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If I don't eat it, the dog will
Or checking its the dog burrowing into the bed
Not a weird (weirder) critters
Not a weird (weirder) critters
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Or checking its the dog burrowing into the bed
Not a weird (weirder) critters
Not a weird (weirder) critters
And to you, I have a meeting at 3, at home fortunately then all sensible stuff done for the week
Bacon butty to prepare and celebrate
Yaaaaaay
#fuckofffriday
Bacon butty to prepare and celebrate
Yaaaaaay
#fuckofffriday
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
And to you, I have a meeting at 3, at home fortunately then all sensible stuff done for the week
Bacon butty to prepare and celebrate
Yaaaaaay
#fuckofffriday
Bacon butty to prepare and celebrate
Yaaaaaay
#fuckofffriday
My snot monster isn't bothered about rushing out
Just rushing back in as everything freezing 🥶
Just rushing back in as everything freezing 🥶
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My snot monster isn't bothered about rushing out
Just rushing back in as everything freezing 🥶
Just rushing back in as everything freezing 🥶
Hattie if I try to stop her chasing squirrels 😆 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hattie if I try to stop her chasing squirrels 😆 🤣
In fact they are but we're supposed to pretend not to notice, or call arseholes like him complete cunts.
But I do, on account of there's so many around nowadays and I don't feel I'm upsetting enough racist cunts recently.
Or stupid man childs who shag flags etc
But I do, on account of there's so many around nowadays and I don't feel I'm upsetting enough racist cunts recently.
Or stupid man childs who shag flags etc
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In fact they are but we're supposed to pretend not to notice, or call arseholes like him complete cunts.
But I do, on account of there's so many around nowadays and I don't feel I'm upsetting enough racist cunts recently.
Or stupid man childs who shag flags etc
But I do, on account of there's so many around nowadays and I don't feel I'm upsetting enough racist cunts recently.
Or stupid man childs who shag flags etc
Phew
I needed some barking there!
Thanks Mr pip xx
Who's a good boy?
You are xx
I needed some barking there!
Thanks Mr pip xx
Who's a good boy?
You are xx
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Phew
I needed some barking there!
Thanks Mr pip xx
Who's a good boy?
You are xx
I needed some barking there!
Thanks Mr pip xx
Who's a good boy?
You are xx
Reality tv 📺 has little basis in reality
Any show with the words "great British"
Probably isn't great and a "celeb" is a different thing now any asshole can iwn a vanity press chanel
Look at gbnews
Talk tv.
Shopping networks
And pick a religion to donate to...
Any show with the words "great British"
Probably isn't great and a "celeb" is a different thing now any asshole can iwn a vanity press chanel
Look at gbnews
Talk tv.
Shopping networks
And pick a religion to donate to...
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reality tv 📺 has little basis in reality
Any show with the words "great British"
Probably isn't great and a "celeb" is a different thing now any asshole can iwn a vanity press chanel
Look at gbnews
Talk tv.
Shopping networks
And pick a religion to donate to...
Any show with the words "great British"
Probably isn't great and a "celeb" is a different thing now any asshole can iwn a vanity press chanel
Look at gbnews
Talk tv.
Shopping networks
And pick a religion to donate to...