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Jacob Linden
@jacornonthecob.bsky.social
Account managed by cat. Screenwriter and culture writer with words in Esquire, The Escapist, Polygon, and more! Formerly Partnerships Editor at Hearst.

Bmore 🦀 -> NYC 🍎 -> Caelid 🐦‍⬛
Canning him right after the Emmys is wild!!
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If there aren’t at least a billion guns at the reception I’m objecting
August 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So mad I have to SEE MY BELOVED FRIENDS GET MARRIED on Borderlands 4 launch weekend instead of gaming, UGH!
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
ABZU is really nice to revisit and just swim around.
August 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Overall, this game is a really solid debut by @buffalobuffalo.bsky.social that will certainly attract genre sickos, but also has enough appeal and design consideration to work for a more casual crowd. Bravo and congrats on the launch!
August 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I could take or leave the Roguelike structure. I didn’t quite get sucked into an intoxicating one-more-run cycle, but I did want to keep going to hear more songs and Mythics interactions, and train my creaky reflexes to take on more challenging songs. Also, having a sword was sick.
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Aside from the songs, a lot of charm comes from the unlockable Mythics, who narrate your adventure, offer different buffs, and favor different musical genres. The voice acting of each Mythic is great, with Fargo’s Peter Stormare chewing up the scenery as Sogvar, God of Metal, for example.
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Most importantly for a rhythm game, the songs are breezy and fun! None of them grated on my nerves, even on ones that I retried several times. The game doesn’t have an undeniable showstopping banger track, but I appreciate how deftly it jumps between genres while always feeling solid to play.
August 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hate that I'm so online I immediately knew what this was referencing. Those people need to leave her tf alone!
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I had a great time diving back in and finishing the story this year! Still haven’t fully mapped those damn depths though.
August 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Experts recommend 10ccs of TOTK Hestu cutscenes for emergency whimsy shortages
a video game shows a plant growing out of the ground with a triangle in the corner
Alt: Hestu in Zelda shaking his red maracas!
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August 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Congrats on a huge milestone.
August 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Those opening titles were damn good!
August 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Had the misfortune of being cornered for an interview by Watters in college for a “dumb millennials” segment. My answers were cut from the vid but we still grace the YouTube thumbnail.
August 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Stupid feed didn't show me last time, CONGRATULATIONS!!
August 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know they already made Annihilation, but HEAR ME OUT.... Standalone Authority miniseries. I think it would be a perfect punchy eco-thriller. It could go into Acceptance, but honestly, I think the Southern Reach is a great setting to get lost in for a single season.
July 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
*Sintra, lmao
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fun fact the Tower/Tunnel is based on this real place in Santa, Portugal, freaking love VanderMeer man.
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Anytime I’m offline I’m lost in the Tower (Tunnel)
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Never listened to the pod but I saw those guys bomb really hard at an nyc standup show once.
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yeah mine is gone too, happy I could still find my pieces on the site but it’s a shitty feeling to lose a convenient hub to link to.
June 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM