@jacobyinvestigates.bsky.social
OK, I just got a notification that they responded, but I don't see it anywhere.
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
OK, I just got a notification that they responded, but I don't see it anywhere.
Thought so.
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Thought so.
...case in point.🤦♂️
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
...case in point.🤦♂️
God dammit, I mea t to put a question mark after "AOC". I really have to learn to proofread posts...
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
God dammit, I mea t to put a question mark after "AOC". I really have to learn to proofread posts...
The squirrel calls Bernie a pedo, or AOC, because I am not too involved in politics, so I don't think I've heard the latter say that.
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The squirrel calls Bernie a pedo, or AOC, because I am not too involved in politics, so I don't think I've heard the latter say that.
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Someone who is worth dating is dating your holistic self, not your relationship resume. Your holistic self includes everything that made you who you are *today*. If they can't or won't rock with that, THEY ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
Drop 'em like 5th period French and find someone who is.
Drop 'em like 5th period French and find someone who is.
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Someone who is worth dating is dating your holistic self, not your relationship resume. Your holistic self includes everything that made you who you are *today*. If they can't or won't rock with that, THEY ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
Drop 'em like 5th period French and find someone who is.
Drop 'em like 5th period French and find someone who is.
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Gentlemen, I promise you:
Nobody worth dating cares how long it took you to get there; they're just glad that you're there NOW. The idea that you need X number of exes to ride is just more manosphere bullshit that's clogging your brain so they can sell you bullshit and pills.
Nobody worth dating cares how long it took you to get there; they're just glad that you're there NOW. The idea that you need X number of exes to ride is just more manosphere bullshit that's clogging your brain so they can sell you bullshit and pills.
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Gentlemen, I promise you:
Nobody worth dating cares how long it took you to get there; they're just glad that you're there NOW. The idea that you need X number of exes to ride is just more manosphere bullshit that's clogging your brain so they can sell you bullshit and pills.
Nobody worth dating cares how long it took you to get there; they're just glad that you're there NOW. The idea that you need X number of exes to ride is just more manosphere bullshit that's clogging your brain so they can sell you bullshit and pills.
I'm now bizarrely curious how much this applies to AOC?
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm now bizarrely curious how much this applies to AOC?
Say, those kinds of things wouldn't be able to affect the keyholes where people unlock their cars, would they? Because if they do, then people should absolutely not do a thing like that.
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Say, those kinds of things wouldn't be able to affect the keyholes where people unlock their cars, would they? Because if they do, then people should absolutely not do a thing like that.
I only know Dropkick through the one song (and even then I kinda prefer the soundalike from Rizzoli and Isles), where does the "say what you want" part come in from?
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I only know Dropkick through the one song (and even then I kinda prefer the soundalike from Rizzoli and Isles), where does the "say what you want" part come in from?
Aw, Playstation can't get in on this yet.
C'mon, man...
C'mon, man...
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Aw, Playstation can't get in on this yet.
C'mon, man...
C'mon, man...
Eh, why not make a sequel?
"Look, Jupiter, we do this sorts of things to protect you from being discovered, it's not that hard to understand. Oh my fucking- Jupiter is the code name we have for your purchases, we have been over this 8 times! No, don't list your title, you dumb asshole!"
"Look, Jupiter, we do this sorts of things to protect you from being discovered, it's not that hard to understand. Oh my fucking- Jupiter is the code name we have for your purchases, we have been over this 8 times! No, don't list your title, you dumb asshole!"
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Eh, why not make a sequel?
"Look, Jupiter, we do this sorts of things to protect you from being discovered, it's not that hard to understand. Oh my fucking- Jupiter is the code name we have for your purchases, we have been over this 8 times! No, don't list your title, you dumb asshole!"
"Look, Jupiter, we do this sorts of things to protect you from being discovered, it's not that hard to understand. Oh my fucking- Jupiter is the code name we have for your purchases, we have been over this 8 times! No, don't list your title, you dumb asshole!"
And I appear to be blocked by this Lola, so maybe I struck a nerve...
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
And I appear to be blocked by this Lola, so maybe I struck a nerve...
Ammend to say this appears to be a woman doing so, but same diff.
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ammend to say this appears to be a woman doing so, but same diff.
So, to @chellesilverstein.bsky.social, this guy recently posted old nudes of @katesloan.com without her permission, so now I feel like I should warn you just in case they're doing the same here...
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
And now I'm wondering if this Silverstein is aware they're doing this...
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
And now I'm wondering if this Silverstein is aware they're doing this...
Besides, Mamdani wouldn't have to write an executive order anyway, it's already written into Puppy Law: www.youtube.com/shorts/XAY5I...
Big Stretch - ORIGINAL 🐕 (Puppy Songs) #cutedog #dogs
YouTube video by Matt Hobbs
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Besides, Mamdani wouldn't have to write an executive order anyway, it's already written into Puppy Law: www.youtube.com/shorts/XAY5I...
Hmmm, I'd say that man's lips have never gone on another person's genitals, but I remember hearing something about him and Bill Clinton on the Epstein island, so who knows...
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hmmm, I'd say that man's lips have never gone on another person's genitals, but I remember hearing something about him and Bill Clinton on the Epstein island, so who knows...
Where does Reagan fit into that ranking?
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Where does Reagan fit into that ranking?