Jacob White
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Jacob White
@jacobwhite.bsky.social
Research Scientist working at the intersection of remote sensing, sustainability, agriculture, and climate change. Freelance data scientist / consultant. Ex-Astrophysicist, PhD, snowboarder, surfer, hiker, #Vancouver, vegan, he/him
ready for the next sportsball
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ummm thanks?
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ok yeah i forgot that when canada burned down the white house DC got annexed and renamed charlottetown
August 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the okapis is like someone said

what if zebra deer but on steroids? and also related to a giraffe cuz why not
July 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
and yet I still know nothing
June 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i brought this rare tiger back from extinction
April 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"our building boasts resort-style amenities!"

the amenities:
March 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
big stretch, big claw
March 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Canada's Fentanyl Czar
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this is complete lie, the man has no friends from ANY country
February 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
#canada strong
February 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
lol ok
December 4, 2024 at 6:12 AM
😱
November 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I refuse to join Bluesky - I don't want to become part of a muñeco chamber
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
OK, so bulldogs... Do you know why they're called bulldogs? They were bred in England in the 1600s for the sport of "bull-baiting".

Bull-baiting is a sport where you pit dogs against a bull in order to try and bite the bull in the nose/throat to "subdue" the bull. So like next level dog fighting 😱
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Little Marco has a big job to do
November 12, 2024 at 4:43 AM
blue margaritas as I pray for blue wave/splash
November 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Yeah but if it turns out it's this guy, would you really want to?
October 26, 2024 at 7:55 AM
happy holidays
October 14, 2024 at 3:54 PM
i didn't realize they were remaking this movie
September 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
yay i guess?
September 16, 2024 at 10:39 PM
one of the key phrases everyone visiting France must know
September 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Great so it will have way too much ultra specialized info on one topic that like 6 people care about
June 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
stupid is as stupid does
May 14, 2024 at 9:19 PM
May 14, 2024 at 4:22 AM