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Jacob
@jacobstrongarms.bsky.social
Professional minecraft player for two weeks at a time, second arrival of that one guy that first drank cow milk, and a certified scwumper

I am a crab in a bucket

They/Them (Comgender)

29 MDNI

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New #promosky I guess!

If you're into these

💥Marvel Rivals

💥ZZZ

💥Cyberpunk (2077 and Edgerunners

💥Gurren Lagann

💥Pokémon

💥Dandadan

💥Ruri Dragon

💥D&D

Go ahead and be my friend! 😁
Im so fucking stupid for ever thinking I could do good. Everyone was right, I'm just an asshole with something so wrong with me that it's impossible to comprehend
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So far my only moment of disbelief with Digimon Story Time Stranger is that simply because they can DNA digivolve into Omnimon, they get to be members of the Holy Knights. Thats insane
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My life is like one of those anime that seems like mostly filler until like 20 episodes in you find out it was all connected. Except in mine instead of it making sense everything just still disconnected. So really nothing that what I said but you get it
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Look at this fuckin dude
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Tired of being nothing. I have nothing going for me, nothing good is in my future, and nothing will ever change. I am nothing in everything but existence. I'm somehow cursed to exist as the personification of nothing.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My mom talks to me like I'm an idiot, my friends all think I'm cringe, my girlfriend hasn't talked to me in over a month. I can't fucking handle all this on top of basically needing to start my life over when I'm almost 30
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm so fucking exhausted. These last few months have been so rough.
September 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
God I'm so fucking tired of not being able to make friends and keep them. It must be me since it happens so often.
June 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
May 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Life was simpler when the kitchen appliance company Ninja only made bullet blenders.
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@expedition33.bsky.social hi! I was wondering if the Grosse Tete enemy was at all based on the Gunmen from Gurren Lagann? Every time I've fought one I can't not see it
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Affinity for Birds" might be my favorite line of rules text
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm fucking funny dude
April 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Really miss my friends right now and I fucked it up
April 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Excited to play D&D again! This time I have a Kobold Artificer named K'riik
April 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Rate my rizz
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What if all I posted about now was weed
April 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just don't think I'm built to have friends
April 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Officially distanced myself from everyone that could even be considered a friend. Maybe now they'll be able to be happy.
April 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm so fucking tired of being wrong, saying the wrong shit, doing the wrong things, just tired of fucking everything
April 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Shit has not been chill
April 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
February 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bro looks like he's about to fight his shadow self
February 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Doing really bad today, I think I'm just bad at making friends.
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We have a problematic neighbor and the sheriffs (county living) are always over there. Now there's 5 of them over there cuz some guy was ripping my neighbors window screens off and yelling at him so we called. I think this is the most sheriffs that have been on my street and aren't for my brother.
February 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM