Jacob Sheets
@jacobsheets.bsky.social
Work in longevity research at University of Michigan. Wayne State Football alumni. Detroit sports fan, Lions game attender
Pretty handy (with) Dolphins🤔
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Pretty handy (with) Dolphins🤔
Was talking with some buddies in my fantasy league about it. Wonder how soon week 16 becomes the new “standard” for championship cause even week 17 is getting tanky and full of slop
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Was talking with some buddies in my fantasy league about it. Wonder how soon week 16 becomes the new “standard” for championship cause even week 17 is getting tanky and full of slop
Surprised it wasn’t the “Trump & Kennedy Honors” tbh
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Surprised it wasn’t the “Trump & Kennedy Honors” tbh
Oh I don’t think it’s even semi functional, bottom 3 unit in the league. Plus Keenan Allen is gonna get every 3rd down target
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh I don’t think it’s even semi functional, bottom 3 unit in the league. Plus Keenan Allen is gonna get every 3rd down target
With even a semi-functional OL he should dice up the cowboys defense, alas
Have him on the bench for Michael Wilson despite MHJ likely being back
Have him on the bench for Michael Wilson despite MHJ likely being back
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
With even a semi-functional OL he should dice up the cowboys defense, alas
Have him on the bench for Michael Wilson despite MHJ likely being back
Have him on the bench for Michael Wilson despite MHJ likely being back
Got my toes stepped on by cleats so many times in college, there are a few I can’t feel completely to this day.
Plus missing a block slightly and jamming your thumb full force against an opponent
Plus missing a block slightly and jamming your thumb full force against an opponent
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Got my toes stepped on by cleats so many times in college, there are a few I can’t feel completely to this day.
Plus missing a block slightly and jamming your thumb full force against an opponent
Plus missing a block slightly and jamming your thumb full force against an opponent
16+ weeks of under 5hrs of sleep and locking yourself in a film room will get you
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
16+ weeks of under 5hrs of sleep and locking yourself in a film room will get you
Bags under his eyes multiplying in front of us
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bags under his eyes multiplying in front of us
Following Andrew Tate may be part of that answer
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Following Andrew Tate may be part of that answer
NBD just gonna do a casual almost 5 w/kg for an hour during the offseason.
a man is carrying a stretcher with a person on it
Alt: a man is carrying a stretcher with a person on it. It drops and the person rolls. Hard cut to Bottas rolling and then posing
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NBD just gonna do a casual almost 5 w/kg for an hour during the offseason.
Little extra padding just in case the defense manages to touch him before he dirts the ball
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Little extra padding just in case the defense manages to touch him before he dirts the ball
“I don’t eat fish”
“I don’t eat crickets”
“I don’t eat snake”
“I don’t eat squid”
“Oh My God, what’s in my Egg?!?”
“I don’t eat crickets”
“I don’t eat snake”
“I don’t eat squid”
“Oh My God, what’s in my Egg?!?”
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“I don’t eat fish”
“I don’t eat crickets”
“I don’t eat snake”
“I don’t eat squid”
“Oh My God, what’s in my Egg?!?”
“I don’t eat crickets”
“I don’t eat snake”
“I don’t eat squid”
“Oh My God, what’s in my Egg?!?”
“I can’t do that. Guys, I can’t do this. I don’t know how to drive a scooter. I’m going to be killed” -Jezza
With the juxtaposition of Hammond finally being in a place where everything is correctly sized for him yet he can’t eat anything but “local corn flakes”
With the juxtaposition of Hammond finally being in a place where everything is correctly sized for him yet he can’t eat anything but “local corn flakes”
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“I can’t do that. Guys, I can’t do this. I don’t know how to drive a scooter. I’m going to be killed” -Jezza
With the juxtaposition of Hammond finally being in a place where everything is correctly sized for him yet he can’t eat anything but “local corn flakes”
With the juxtaposition of Hammond finally being in a place where everything is correctly sized for him yet he can’t eat anything but “local corn flakes”
2 false starts will do it
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
2 false starts will do it
Family swapped to a pecan layer all the way down to the crust. So no Karo sedimentary layer. À la mode of course
Guess it’s more like a loose, warm pecan Sandy at that point but in my husky childhood mind nuts were healthy so it was better
Guess it’s more like a loose, warm pecan Sandy at that point but in my husky childhood mind nuts were healthy so it was better
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Family swapped to a pecan layer all the way down to the crust. So no Karo sedimentary layer. À la mode of course
Guess it’s more like a loose, warm pecan Sandy at that point but in my husky childhood mind nuts were healthy so it was better
Guess it’s more like a loose, warm pecan Sandy at that point but in my husky childhood mind nuts were healthy so it was better
Then their offensive skill players would be legitimate NFL prospects unlike whatever you wanna call the Heupul era
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Then their offensive skill players would be legitimate NFL prospects unlike whatever you wanna call the Heupul era
Huh, wonder why the entire Warhammer market has recently exploded in costs and all the Ork bois are unavailable?
Oh right….
Oh right….
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huh, wonder why the entire Warhammer market has recently exploded in costs and all the Ork bois are unavailable?
Oh right….
Oh right….
I quite enjoy the Stella Artois Liberte when out with friends who still drink. Sadly, it’s usually Heineken 0.0 that most places around Ann Arbor seem to stock
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I quite enjoy the Stella Artois Liberte when out with friends who still drink. Sadly, it’s usually Heineken 0.0 that most places around Ann Arbor seem to stock
With Gibbs as the RB too. Feel like Monty pushes the pile on that 4th
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
With Gibbs as the RB too. Feel like Monty pushes the pile on that 4th
They mess around for 3.5Q on offense and their DL is a bunch of rabid dogs
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They mess around for 3.5Q on offense and their DL is a bunch of rabid dogs
New England. Drake Maye to the 🌕
May be keeping him in Fantasy next season so bias
May be keeping him in Fantasy next season so bias
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
New England. Drake Maye to the 🌕
May be keeping him in Fantasy next season so bias
May be keeping him in Fantasy next season so bias
Just traded for him in fantasy. I need it
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just traded for him in fantasy. I need it