Well, I was *hoping* you would ask me how his hair was...
...his hair was perfect.
...his hair was perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well, I was *hoping* you would ask me how his hair was...
...his hair was perfect.
...his hair was perfect.
Yeah, well, *I* just saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah, well, *I* just saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
Same, except my fear is that it's an American football, which I have no idea how to throw
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Same, except my fear is that it's an American football, which I have no idea how to throw
You merely adopted the spoopy. I was born in it; molded by it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You merely adopted the spoopy. I was born in it; molded by it.
An unabridged and *unauthorized* biography!
September 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
An unabridged and *unauthorized* biography!
You know: Take out the cartridge, blow across it a few times, put it back in?
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You know: Take out the cartridge, blow across it a few times, put it back in?
I knew you were talking about the lizard that says "the box the box the box", but I wanted to relish in the fact that whenever someone mentions "the lizard from The Rescuers Down Under", one of the most valid responses is "which one?"
August 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I knew you were talking about the lizard that says "the box the box the box", but I wanted to relish in the fact that whenever someone mentions "the lizard from The Rescuers Down Under", one of the most valid responses is "which one?"
These are *not* Joanna eggs!
August 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
These are *not* Joanna eggs!
"But Doc," I says to him, "Doc!!"
July 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"But Doc," I says to him, "Doc!!"
I understand at least two of these references
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I understand at least two of these references
For me, it's infrared
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
For me, it's infrared