Jacob Singer
jacobleesinger.com
Jacob Singer
@jacobleesinger.com
human // omnivore // mammal
actual photo of donald trump
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
theres an orbeez in my ear
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
serious answer? Other children, mostly

(also I've been a dev for over a decade and have never made software without git)
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
s/ate too much/chugged too much eggnog/g
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
huhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhuunuh tattoos kick ass
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
nice marmot, man
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
as someone who loves weird guitar pedals with nonsensically labeled knobs that do something™, this is awesome
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
go directly to horny jail do not pass go do not collect $200
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
maybe all the customers wouldn't need help all the time if the goddam toothpaste wasn't behind lock and key? just a thought for the leadership at Target Corporation
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
chat are we cooked
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
as much as donors may like vance, regular people very much do not
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
awesome, I'll chat w/ my cofounder and get back to you
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
would you be interested in helping a very early startup get started with all of the above?
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM