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Jacob Drake
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jeEzXuSsss ChhRissTt. DoONn 'Tt TeEll CheErRyLl aAboUutt The CcOuuchh
March 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mail Call!

Gummo and Lost Highway in 4K from Criterion Collection
February 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you're caught between the moon and New York City
a man in a suit is holding a newspaper and talking to a woman who is standing next to a chair
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a newspaper and talking to a woman who is standing next to a chair
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February 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swazye Christmas in.

We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.

And Santa can be
Our regular Saturday Night thing.

We'll decorate a barstool
And gather 'round and sing,

Oh Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
December 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Bonnie Aarons, aka The Nun, was the bum from Muholland Drive.
November 25, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Hear you're looking for Candyman, bitch
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
November 15, 2024 at 3:46 AM
May all your Chryslers be white!
December 25, 2023 at 5:56 PM