Jake
@jacob-bryce.bsky.social
Level 39 Goblin. Writer. Bookworm. Gamer. Horror fiend. Grad student. Dog dad. Hippie partner. Neurodivergent as frick. He/him.
I rate movies on a scale of 5 Jake-o-lanterns.
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I rate movies on a scale of 5 Jake-o-lanterns.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1ZpAZ
Tonight's flick is one of my favorite recent vampire movies.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tonight's flick is one of my favorite recent vampire movies.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
No horror movie tonight. Instead, I'm going to curl up with this wholesome, family-friendly piece of literature instead.
#31daysofhalloween
#31daysofhalloween
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
No horror movie tonight. Instead, I'm going to curl up with this wholesome, family-friendly piece of literature instead.
#31daysofhalloween
#31daysofhalloween
Let's kick off the spooky season with a little bit of cult hijinks the The Fixx.
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let's kick off the spooky season with a little bit of cult hijinks the The Fixx.
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
The House of the Devil
4.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
Just a fan-fucking-tastic werewolf flick.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just a fan-fucking-tastic werewolf flick.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
I don't think I've ever seen an 80's movie that was more 80's than this.
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
July 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don't think I've ever seen an 80's movie that was more 80's than this.
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
3.5/5 jake-o-lanterns
From 'Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb.
July 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
From 'Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb.
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 18
"..."
Day 18
"..."
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 18
"..."
Day 18
"..."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 17
"I don't dance."
Day 17
"I don't dance."
June 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 17
"I don't dance."
Day 17
"I don't dance."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 16
"I am your way out. This world already left you for dead."
Day 16
"I am your way out. This world already left you for dead."
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 16
"I am your way out. This world already left you for dead."
Day 16
"I am your way out. This world already left you for dead."
Dan Trachtenberg does it again. While I would have loved to see these shorts as features, I still enjoyed the hell out of the frame narrative.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
June 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dan Trachtenberg does it again. While I would have loved to see these shorts as features, I still enjoyed the hell out of the frame narrative.
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
4/5 jake-o-lanterns
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 15
"They're only noodles, Michael."
Day 15
"They're only noodles, Michael."
June 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 15
"They're only noodles, Michael."
Day 15
"They're only noodles, Michael."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 14
"I am an appetite. Nothing more."
Day 14
"I am an appetite. Nothing more."
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 14
"I am an appetite. Nothing more."
Day 14
"I am an appetite. Nothing more."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 13
"I am a Death Dealer..."
Day 13
"I am a Death Dealer..."
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 13
"I am a Death Dealer..."
Day 13
"I am a Death Dealer..."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 12
"I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you."
Day 12
"I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you."
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 12
"I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you."
Day 12
"I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 11
"I am Dracula. I bid you good evening."
Day 11
"I am Dracula. I bid you good evening."
June 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 11
"I am Dracula. I bid you good evening."
Day 11
"I am Dracula. I bid you good evening."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 10
"What's updog?"
Day 10
"What's updog?"
June 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 10
"What's updog?"
Day 10
"What's updog?"
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 9
"My children. Warms my blood to see you all gathered plotting against me."
Day 9
"My children. Warms my blood to see you all gathered plotting against me."
June 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 9
"My children. Warms my blood to see you all gathered plotting against me."
Day 9
"My children. Warms my blood to see you all gathered plotting against me."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 8
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Day 8
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 8
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Day 8
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 7
"Be not afraid."
Day 7
"Be not afraid."
May 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 7
"Be not afraid."
Day 7
"Be not afraid."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 6
"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
Day 6
"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
May 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 6
"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
Day 6
"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 5
"Who the fuck told you I was a hero?"
Day 5
"Who the fuck told you I was a hero?"
May 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 5
"Who the fuck told you I was a hero?"
Day 5
"Who the fuck told you I was a hero?"
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 4
"I've been twelve for a very long time."
Day 4
"I've been twelve for a very long time."
May 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, just vampires.
Day 4
"I've been twelve for a very long time."
Day 4
"I've been twelve for a very long time."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 3
"Ahh... ohhh... ughh... ahhh"
Day 3
"Ahh... ohhh... ughh... ahhh"
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 3
"Ahh... ohhh... ughh... ahhh"
Day 3
"Ahh... ohhh... ughh... ahhh"
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 2
"Time is an abyss, profound as a thousand nights. Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow old is terrible."
Day 2
"Time is an abyss, profound as a thousand nights. Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow old is terrible."
May 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 2
"Time is an abyss, profound as a thousand nights. Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow old is terrible."
Day 2
"Time is an abyss, profound as a thousand nights. Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow old is terrible."
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 1
"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."
Day 1
"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."
May 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Choose 20 vampires you love. One vampire per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, judt vampires.
Day 1
"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."
Day 1
"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."