Dilating OTG! Thank goodness for a supportive sister-in-law (she let me use her bed). 💕
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Dilating OTG! Thank goodness for a supportive sister-in-law (she let me use her bed). 💕
It's been a while since I've been here. 😅
I'm alive and well.
Today marks 3 years since I started HRT.
I'm exhausted. I returned to work yesterday after 7 weeks of recovery.
Also, it should be illegal that I was cleared for work before I was cleared to masturbate. 😮💨
I'm alive and well.
Today marks 3 years since I started HRT.
I'm exhausted. I returned to work yesterday after 7 weeks of recovery.
Also, it should be illegal that I was cleared for work before I was cleared to masturbate. 😮💨
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's been a while since I've been here. 😅
I'm alive and well.
Today marks 3 years since I started HRT.
I'm exhausted. I returned to work yesterday after 7 weeks of recovery.
Also, it should be illegal that I was cleared for work before I was cleared to masturbate. 😮💨
I'm alive and well.
Today marks 3 years since I started HRT.
I'm exhausted. I returned to work yesterday after 7 weeks of recovery.
Also, it should be illegal that I was cleared for work before I was cleared to masturbate. 😮💨
I've been careless with the lube and now it's all over my phone. 😶
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've been careless with the lube and now it's all over my phone. 😶
Ibuprofen and Tylenol have been enough so far, I haven’t had to touch my Oxy.
But oof if I forget to take those and try to walk around for a minute
But oof if I forget to take those and try to walk around for a minute
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ibuprofen and Tylenol have been enough so far, I haven’t had to touch my Oxy.
But oof if I forget to take those and try to walk around for a minute
But oof if I forget to take those and try to walk around for a minute
Nooooo why would my food get delivered early! I was supposed to be able to finish dilating before it was here.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nooooo why would my food get delivered early! I was supposed to be able to finish dilating before it was here.
Update: upgraded bed pads are worth it.
Quickly becoming a bed pad snob. The difference between these puppy pads we already had and the ones the hospital gave me are noticeable. The puppy pads have zero breathability and make me sweat like crazy.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Update: upgraded bed pads are worth it.
Now that your photo gallery is filling up with your "oh shit I think I ripped something" photos of your vulva, be extra careful when sending unrelated photos to your friends and family.
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now that your photo gallery is filling up with your "oh shit I think I ripped something" photos of your vulva, be extra careful when sending unrelated photos to your friends and family.
Quickly becoming a bed pad snob. The difference between these puppy pads we already had and the ones the hospital gave me are noticeable. The puppy pads have zero breathability and make me sweat like crazy.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
September 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Quickly becoming a bed pad snob. The difference between these puppy pads we already had and the ones the hospital gave me are noticeable. The puppy pads have zero breathability and make me sweat like crazy.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
New ones incoming tomorrow, if they don't make a difference I'm just going to use towels.
It hurts too much to laugh.
This sucks.
This sucks.
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It hurts too much to laugh.
This sucks.
This sucks.
Everything went smoothly from what I have heard.
I do not have much else to do right now except let my butt go numb.
I do not have much else to do right now except let my butt go numb.
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Everything went smoothly from what I have heard.
I do not have much else to do right now except let my butt go numb.
I do not have much else to do right now except let my butt go numb.
I haven't changed the way I pack a bag since I was 5. All of my toys and a mismatched outfit
I take comfort that I don't have to pack 10 pairs of panties for 2 nights because
1) I won't be able to wear them
2) it would be a miracle if I could shit myself after surgery, let alone more than 9 times.
I take comfort that I don't have to pack 10 pairs of panties for 2 nights because
1) I won't be able to wear them
2) it would be a miracle if I could shit myself after surgery, let alone more than 9 times.
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I haven't changed the way I pack a bag since I was 5. All of my toys and a mismatched outfit
I take comfort that I don't have to pack 10 pairs of panties for 2 nights because
1) I won't be able to wear them
2) it would be a miracle if I could shit myself after surgery, let alone more than 9 times.
I take comfort that I don't have to pack 10 pairs of panties for 2 nights because
1) I won't be able to wear them
2) it would be a miracle if I could shit myself after surgery, let alone more than 9 times.
Bottom surgery is hee~ere! It took longer than it should have and arrived faster than expected.
So weird.
Now I want to play Majora's Mask.
So weird.
Now I want to play Majora's Mask.
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Bottom surgery is hee~ere! It took longer than it should have and arrived faster than expected.
So weird.
Now I want to play Majora's Mask.
So weird.
Now I want to play Majora's Mask.
Person: do you work at (blank)?
Normal person: yup! (It is an assigned location that I visit every day)
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Person: do you work at (blank)?
Me: sometimes! (It is an assigned location I visit every day)
I love this for me. Lock this one in the vault to think about for the rest of my life.
Normal person: yup! (It is an assigned location that I visit every day)
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Person: do you work at (blank)?
Me: sometimes! (It is an assigned location I visit every day)
I love this for me. Lock this one in the vault to think about for the rest of my life.
August 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Person: do you work at (blank)?
Normal person: yup! (It is an assigned location that I visit every day)
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Person: do you work at (blank)?
Me: sometimes! (It is an assigned location I visit every day)
I love this for me. Lock this one in the vault to think about for the rest of my life.
Normal person: yup! (It is an assigned location that I visit every day)
-
Person: do you work at (blank)?
Me: sometimes! (It is an assigned location I visit every day)
I love this for me. Lock this one in the vault to think about for the rest of my life.
maybe! Maybe! MAYBE MY BODY JUST LIKES ESTRADIOL AND IT WANTS TO HAVE MORE THAN THE ARBITRARY NUMBER YOU'VE DECIDED IT SHOULD, MR. ENDOCRINOLOGIST.
August 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
maybe! Maybe! MAYBE MY BODY JUST LIKES ESTRADIOL AND IT WANTS TO HAVE MORE THAN THE ARBITRARY NUMBER YOU'VE DECIDED IT SHOULD, MR. ENDOCRINOLOGIST.
Every day, so many beautiful women cross my feed and I often feel inadequate.
However, on the rare occasion I will truly see myself and that I am pretty and feel good about it.
I need more days like this but I struggle to not feel guilty for being happy with how I look.
I wish I weren't broken. 😔
However, on the rare occasion I will truly see myself and that I am pretty and feel good about it.
I need more days like this but I struggle to not feel guilty for being happy with how I look.
I wish I weren't broken. 😔
August 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Every day, so many beautiful women cross my feed and I often feel inadequate.
However, on the rare occasion I will truly see myself and that I am pretty and feel good about it.
I need more days like this but I struggle to not feel guilty for being happy with how I look.
I wish I weren't broken. 😔
However, on the rare occasion I will truly see myself and that I am pretty and feel good about it.
I need more days like this but I struggle to not feel guilty for being happy with how I look.
I wish I weren't broken. 😔
The problem with starting Foundation over to watch it with my wife, is that now I have to wait for my wife to watch Foundation.
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The problem with starting Foundation over to watch it with my wife, is that now I have to wait for my wife to watch Foundation.
This app is the worst. I miss so many posts from mutuals.
July 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This app is the worst. I miss so many posts from mutuals.
When it is a Friday-Thursday, but you have had it in your head all day that it is a Friday-Friday and you get home from work, strip and get ready to do your injection... then realize it is actually Thursday—NOT Friday.
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When it is a Friday-Thursday, but you have had it in your head all day that it is a Friday-Friday and you get home from work, strip and get ready to do your injection... then realize it is actually Thursday—NOT Friday.
The one that almost got away—by unknowingly jumping out of my pill organizer about five hours ago and finding a cozy spot under the bed.
I heard it hit the floor then but thought it was one of the kids' toys.
I heard it hit the floor then but thought it was one of the kids' toys.
July 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The one that almost got away—by unknowingly jumping out of my pill organizer about five hours ago and finding a cozy spot under the bed.
I heard it hit the floor then but thought it was one of the kids' toys.
I heard it hit the floor then but thought it was one of the kids' toys.
Work restroom pee selfie because it's Friday or something.
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Work restroom pee selfie because it's Friday or something.
This morning, on my routine coffee stop, a lovely gentleman came up and introduced himself.
With permission, he asked if I am queer (in an adorable and innocent way) and said he knows I must be going through it right now and gave me this gift card. 😭
I think he's my husband now or something?
With permission, he asked if I am queer (in an adorable and innocent way) and said he knows I must be going through it right now and gave me this gift card. 😭
I think he's my husband now or something?
June 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This morning, on my routine coffee stop, a lovely gentleman came up and introduced himself.
With permission, he asked if I am queer (in an adorable and innocent way) and said he knows I must be going through it right now and gave me this gift card. 😭
I think he's my husband now or something?
With permission, he asked if I am queer (in an adorable and innocent way) and said he knows I must be going through it right now and gave me this gift card. 😭
I think he's my husband now or something?
Listen, if I'm not the sluttiest looking bitch in the coffee shop I'm not doing my job.
June 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Listen, if I'm not the sluttiest looking bitch in the coffee shop I'm not doing my job.
Ahahahaha.
FUCK.
(kidding, I've embraced it but it's funny that more and more things just keep confirming it)
FUCK.
(kidding, I've embraced it but it's funny that more and more things just keep confirming it)
Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise they’re autistic
June 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ahahahaha.
FUCK.
(kidding, I've embraced it but it's funny that more and more things just keep confirming it)
FUCK.
(kidding, I've embraced it but it's funny that more and more things just keep confirming it)
Doing lines of today's mysterious powdery substance that came out of this Chromebook's headphones jack.
June 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Doing lines of today's mysterious powdery substance that came out of this Chromebook's headphones jack.
Oh god the boys at work are extra stinky today 🤢
I'm practically suffocating. 😭
I'm practically suffocating. 😭
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh god the boys at work are extra stinky today 🤢
I'm practically suffocating. 😭
I'm practically suffocating. 😭