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@jacleen.bsky.social
Cemetery Explorer and Dolly Parton enthusiast
I would make an absolutely fantastic melancholic Victorian woman in an old English manor house and this is why I am not thriving in this modern era.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I would make an absolutely fantastic melancholic Victorian woman in an old English manor house and this is why I am not thriving in this modern era.
Getting older is weird because I’m a year away from needing my first mammogram but also in my mind I’m still the 13 year old girl pressing the play and record button on my cassette player to tape the 9 most wanted at 9 on B96.
August 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting older is weird because I’m a year away from needing my first mammogram but also in my mind I’m still the 13 year old girl pressing the play and record button on my cassette player to tape the 9 most wanted at 9 on B96.
If buying and enjoying the weird snacks from Homegoods and TJ Maxx are wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
August 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If buying and enjoying the weird snacks from Homegoods and TJ Maxx are wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
A stinky baby sunning herself. Blissfully unaware that today is bath day.
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A stinky baby sunning herself. Blissfully unaware that today is bath day.
Chicago influencers are wild because it’s like the worst person you know in high school in Naperville is now sharing their favorite restaurants in the Logan Square and want you to take them seriously
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chicago influencers are wild because it’s like the worst person you know in high school in Naperville is now sharing their favorite restaurants in the Logan Square and want you to take them seriously
Apparently we are now estranged
July 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Apparently we are now estranged
They always say that it’s good to let your loved ones know your final wishes for after you’ve died, but when you say that you want everyone to empty a pistol into your casket to make sure you’re dead and then explode it on a land mine while the song, “Paper Planes” by MIA plays they get all upset???
July 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They always say that it’s good to let your loved ones know your final wishes for after you’ve died, but when you say that you want everyone to empty a pistol into your casket to make sure you’re dead and then explode it on a land mine while the song, “Paper Planes” by MIA plays they get all upset???
Looking back, my childhood dream of me becoming a wealthy millionaire recluse with a huge collection of Madame Alexander dolls probably should have been a red flag for my mother?
July 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Looking back, my childhood dream of me becoming a wealthy millionaire recluse with a huge collection of Madame Alexander dolls probably should have been a red flag for my mother?
Babygirl your soulmate is not the man buying scratch offs at the gas station every day.
July 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Babygirl your soulmate is not the man buying scratch offs at the gas station every day.
The vibes are literally so hostile and violent when I have to take my phone off of do not disturb.
June 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The vibes are literally so hostile and violent when I have to take my phone off of do not disturb.
Today would have been your 39th birthday. I would have sent you some silly pics via text and if I was lucky enough, you would have attended my sister’s wedding in Greece this past Saturday and we would have done something witchy together to celebrate the summer solstice. I hope to see you again.
June 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Today would have been your 39th birthday. I would have sent you some silly pics via text and if I was lucky enough, you would have attended my sister’s wedding in Greece this past Saturday and we would have done something witchy together to celebrate the summer solstice. I hope to see you again.
Watching a Recess Therapy video just reminded me of how my teacher put on the OJ Simpson trial to watch in class in the THIRD GRADE.
Lady did not want to miss a moment of the action while she was at work I guess.
Lady did not want to miss a moment of the action while she was at work I guess.
June 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Watching a Recess Therapy video just reminded me of how my teacher put on the OJ Simpson trial to watch in class in the THIRD GRADE.
Lady did not want to miss a moment of the action while she was at work I guess.
Lady did not want to miss a moment of the action while she was at work I guess.
What’s one piece of media that has bothered you for years? Mine is the cat subplot in Mindhunter.
June 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What’s one piece of media that has bothered you for years? Mine is the cat subplot in Mindhunter.
Me: Luna! Are you ready for your first time on a plane, my sweet puppy!
My dog: severe ear infection two days before the flught.
The universe is laughing at me.
My dog: severe ear infection two days before the flught.
The universe is laughing at me.
June 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: Luna! Are you ready for your first time on a plane, my sweet puppy!
My dog: severe ear infection two days before the flught.
The universe is laughing at me.
My dog: severe ear infection two days before the flught.
The universe is laughing at me.
At least you used to get a pizza party when morale was low in the corporate world. Now you get a mandatory meeting on managing stress during your lunch hour.
June 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
At least you used to get a pizza party when morale was low in the corporate world. Now you get a mandatory meeting on managing stress during your lunch hour.
Oh to go back to the 2007 version of me where I was insufferable and listened to a lot of Rilo Kiley and Camera Obscura
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh to go back to the 2007 version of me where I was insufferable and listened to a lot of Rilo Kiley and Camera Obscura
So I just saw that George Wendt who played Norm on Cheers died and my gen z coworker thought I was talking about the Netflix show Cheer
two men are sitting on a couch with the words i 'm a thousand years old all of a sudden
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch with the words i 'm a thousand years old all of a sudden
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May 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So I just saw that George Wendt who played Norm on Cheers died and my gen z coworker thought I was talking about the Netflix show Cheer
Why were the perverts only allowed to name birds? I feel like there were some really good missed opportunities here.
May 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why were the perverts only allowed to name birds? I feel like there were some really good missed opportunities here.
Fun fact: Haus labs foundation is pretty much the same formula as the Armani Forever Glow foundation with fuller coverage and costs about $20 less.
May 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fun fact: Haus labs foundation is pretty much the same formula as the Armani Forever Glow foundation with fuller coverage and costs about $20 less.
One thing about me is that when I shop at Trader Joe’s, everyone else in the store at the same time as me is my enemy.
May 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One thing about me is that when I shop at Trader Joe’s, everyone else in the store at the same time as me is my enemy.