sorry no i eatwd them

good lord just call it depression
"ennui" my ass

fascist monoculture

a large projectile rock:

When my friend mark accidentally spills my box of worms

okay, no need for insults here.

i'll ask a question then: what is the joke here.

and how is one meant to distinguish pretend brainrot with actual brainrot

my soul is tempered by the untold quiescence of the tungsten cube. when i die it will not be buoyed to heaven; it will sink to the secret, cooler heaven at the center of the earth.

are you familiar with poe's law?

even so, there are straight up people who think the DPRK is the modern bastion of agrarian socialism or what have you.

and even so-even so, this is hardly even about them.

and look dude, like 99% of your takes are good. great, even.

but it's just this image.

i wouldn't have even commented had you come in defending Cuba or whatever, but the profile picture, the username, and the choice to defend NORTH KOREA really just caught my attention.

taking a moment of time to laugh at this absolute buffoon of an individual. what bizzare and unhinged thought processes led to this? it's almost like looking at an alternate version of myself, had I stumbled into a festering, terminally-online shitshow on the way to political and class consciousness

"huh, i wonder who would defend apple in a thread like this."
*checks bio*
"AN APPLE DEVELOPER??? Fucking beyond parody."

*1940s bluesky finding out WW2 is over*

@ thepolicywonk
"im just not ok with celebrating someone's suicide..."

"CEO of a major health insurance conglomerate"

is a weird way to spell

"One of the conductors of the National Death and Immiseration Machine"