Years. The anxi-vaccine crowd went YEARS holding onto the whole "vaccines cause autism" crap only to get hit outta left field with "It was Tylenol pills all along"

Amazing what I come across when searching for the lug nut key in someone's car.

Used condoms, sex toys, loaded guns, spoiled milk, blood/white mystery stains, photos of their gf's butthole but never the damn lug nut key.🛞

(true personal experiences)

Bike finally being worked on and turns out there was still fuel sitting in it for the past 5 years.

Yea done fucked up I guess.

Don't proclaim yourself to be an alpha with the whole "government doesn't control me" mindset

like bitch stfu you wait for the traffic signal to turn green like everyone else 🚦

My special ability is learning extremely useful life advice and forgetting about it 5 minutes later.

Weh

"Babe what are you mad at me for? It was on special."

And the lord said to his apostles, “All of our operators are currently busy. Please hold, and we will answer your call as soon as possible.”

Oh boy solar eclipse time to stare directly into the sun.

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Should introduce myself aye? My name is flipp I’m a furry artist and I like birbs and feesh 🐠
I have open commishes feel free to dm about slots or just to say hi :3

Found in the wild. Wonder what the sign is for.

Lookin through my recent transactions hoping to find a mistake but there isn't one cause it was me. It was all me. 🦝💸

Boop or whatever. I dunno.