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@jackwalton87.bsky.social
When they founded America, the founding fathers were VERY specific about who rules their country:
❌ a God
❌ a King
❌ a man acting as a god/king
✅ the American people
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Test cricket is the best cricket
August 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Let’s make this simple for @lucyberesford.bsky.social

1. Does Palestine have the right to exist?
2. Does Israel have the right to commit war crimes?

If you cannot answer these questions truthfully, your opinions aren’t worth hearing.
Lucy Beresford: "[recognising Palestine as a state].. would be shameful, I think that would be almost rewarding Hamas for its atrocious behaviour..."

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown: "Can we have a word on what Israels done Lucy? .. one word from you?"

"Israel has been trying to survive"
July 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
According to Isreal, aid has been getting into Gaza but it keeps being hijacked by Hamas.

So 500-600 aid trucks every day and nobody has thought to film a single hijacking? Or track down the enormous stockpile of food? Or interview the drivers?

Make it make sense
July 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
England and Sweden’s penalty takers not realising the importance of the keepers’ water bottles.

#WEURO2025
July 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Glad to see the ‘street juggler’ look wasn’t missed in this 90s fashion revival
July 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Tomorrows headline:

‘Old man gets lost, wanders into sporting event’

#CWC #Chelsea
July 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is Nia Jones getting paid to commentate on this England Wales game?

She’s said nothing for 70mins after England opened the scoring, then muttered “the games gone for us”…?

I wouldn’t pay her invoice

#WEURO2025
July 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I suspect Donald Trump started the MAGA hat craze to make money, but also to cover his hair when he just can’t be arsed to train it in 17 different directions each morning.

We all have those days, but imagine building a birds nest every single day for 60 years!
July 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I have a (possibly over-simplistic) conspiracy theory that Putin has been orchestrating the downfall of western society for 25 yrs. In his recent desperation, he has played his hand more overtly, by cashing in favours and turbo-charging idiocy. And we’re letting it happen.
July 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’m curious to know what all the Elon fans’ view is on Bob Vylan. Surely they’re backing the BBC, or are they only pro-free speech for their own side??
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you view all of Trumps decisions/actions through the lens of Mafia tactics, the chaos makes sense.

If you don’t pay him for protection, he threatens Armageddon (N.Korea), or he just breaks your legs (Iran)

He just wants bribes and praise. If you don’t catch on, he gets irate (Zelensky)
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It’s lunchtime and we haven’t signed another new player yet!
@chelseafcn.bsky.social #cfc
May 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Real Betis just brought on a player who has dipped his head in a slushee machine!
#uecl
May 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When Trump speaks to the press, it always reminds me of someone who hasn’t prepped for a job interview
May 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Isn’t he describing ‘maturity’??
Talking about an aspirational vision of masculinity on The View last week.👇🏻
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Fun Fact: A transgender person has never crashed the stock market.
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trump has placed a trade tariff on an island inhabited entirely by penguins.

It’s been described as ‘reciprocal’…

Let that sink in
April 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I thought America didn’t want to get involved in any wars??
March 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What a surprise. The Surrey councillor splurging £300m of public funds on using AI to predict potholes… is a Tory
March 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How long should the amnesty be, before we can start assuming people are keeping their Teslas for political reasons
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Peace does not mean surrender
Peace does not mean appeasement

Somebody buy that tangerine turd a dictionary. And teach him how to read.
March 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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When they say peace, they mean surrender.
March 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Putin needs this war to end

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
March 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM