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jackuntiljune.bsky.social
jack is romanticizing ed
@jackuntiljune.bsky.social
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they/them | 30s | autistic | aroace 🏳️‍🌈 i write fic, map out the revenge, and yell about ed | 🔞 please!
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jackuntiljune.bsky.social
lmfaooo I don’t normally do these, but I had a suspicion…

ed 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
I said this just the other day, thank you for making my wildest dreams come true 🫶
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
You can read "Loosen My Tongue" here. Mind the tags!

archiveofourown.org/works/44224737
A screenshot of an AO3 summary. "Loosen My Tongue" by jackuntiljune. Summary: “You’ve been a very accommodating client today, Edward. Just lovely.” Ed leaned forward, nearly tipping out of his chair. His eyes were fixated on Stede, and he blinked lazily, a smile plastered across his face. “I’ll always be lovely for you,” he insisted. “Just say the word.” —— Ed’s stuck. He’s been working harder than ever to encourage his own inner healing journey, but there’s something buried deep inside that has been blocking that growth. Luckily, Stede has just the therapy to help him uncover it. A patient under hypnosis has a much looser tongue, and Stede will do anything it takes to unblock Ed’s mind. Even if it’s unorthodox.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Y'all, I'm finally getting around to posting this incredible, gorgeous art that @beeisbuzzing.bsky.social drew for the final chapter of Loosen My Tongue 💖💜💗 It perfectly captures the sweet, dreamy trance Ed's in <3
Art by Bee. Ed sits on Stede's lap in a bathtub, hand reaching behind him and gripping Stede's hair. He's gasping, a face of ecstasy, eyes closed as his other hand hovers near his face. Stede's arm reaches down to Ed's lap, hand just out of view. His mouth is pressed to Ed's shoulder, nose hooked over it, a look of enjoyment crossing him as he surrounds Ed's body. A lovely hue of magenta and violet washes over the scene.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
I always think of this evergreen video Kevin reposts like clockwork each time a celebrity is newly outted as a piece of shit.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
I want to braid his hair and play dolls with him.
b&w photo, I believe taken by Aaron Epstein, of jeff the accountant playing a rowdy song on the keys and making a silly face
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Unfortunately @gelatinousstand.bsky.social and I are onto something.
Discord DM screenshot. jackuntiljune: AND WHO WOULD BE SMÉAGOL jfhfhshdfjs I mean I hate to say izzy but ofc it’s my first thought Sam hates him so much Juniper: right and like. He has this whole war within him that's pretty izzy coded jackuntiljune: damn Juniper: and his whole obsession/love/hatred thing with Frodo damn yeah it's gotta be Izzy
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
who’s going to make the pretty ugly edit for ed

(not it)
Pretty Ugly by Zara Larsson Make-up runnin’ down my face Kickin’ off my heels, cut my dress this way They tell me to be nice, I should know my place Sometimes a girl don’t wanna be well-beha-ha-haved Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this? (Like this) Mess like this? (Like this) Losin’ her shit?
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
why is this new thundercat song giving ed <3
Cover of "I Wish I Didn't Waste Your Time" by Thundercat. It's a black & white photo of him in what looks like fingerless gloves holding a skull.
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
i—someone who does not read @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social's out of the bag—am having a delightful time hearing her yap about how the fic ends. including this /lh DRAG of all y'all 🤭
screenshot of stephanie saying "and i know what the audience will think," followed by a lot of censored text and concluded with an all caps "DUMBASSES"
August 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
<3
Save OFMD - Ed + Stede, We're the fish Save OFMD - Ed + Stede, Good bones Save OFMD - Karl Save OFMD - Ed, Gravy basket
August 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Revisiting some of the edits I made for the Save OFMD campaign :')
Save OFMD - Jim + Olu, I could be family
August 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
saw this screenshot and thought that was ed's arm 😭
Archie offering Ed and Stede drinks at Calypso's party. Except Archie's arm is framed in such a way that it nearly looks like it's attached to Ed's shoulder, causing him to look like the looooongest boy.
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
omg twins. I think this was my first ofmd meme 😂
Another edit of the same ilk: Ed in the bathtub saying “Meme-ing’s different. Love a good meme.”
August 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
i’m still not over the two layered purple shirts (slightly different shades) ed was wearing in 1x07. why. why did he have a crop top layered over a regular tee. what was the decision-making process in ed’s head and also in the costume department.
ed in 1x07 on the treasure hunt, having stripped off his leather jacket, frowning at lucius and looking cute with his tattoos and his cravat. but he’s wearing two different shirts for some reason, the top layer (a crop top) a slightly darker shade of purple than the shirt beneath it. a second screenshot of ed looking less annoyed and just as cute.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Mind if I self-promote? 😇

Not too long into the fandom, I got very, very into the idea of a soft dom ed who pushes stede to his limits in order to help him let go of the tension in his body from being a… LinkedIn marketing influencer… lmfao, it’s a weird one 🥰

archiveofourown.org/works/42002046
Pliant - by jackuntiljune Summary: Ed slowly blinked his eyes open, staring at Stede with an expression he hadn’t expected: lust. “I’m very serious. Will you show me your DMs?” Oh. Stede blushed, despite the fact that—of course—there wasn’t a single unprofessional message in his inbox. “Sounds like you’d just be let down.” “Because none of these guys have sent you their dicks? Yeah, that’s disappointing. Hard to believe you’re really an influencer if you haven’t influenced at least a couple of them to try and break apart our marriage.” ---- Stede's doting husband helps him release his work tension. Ed could take away as easily as he gave, and he never wavered. Never second-guessed his instincts. Stede, on the other hand, often struggled to give over control, despite desperately wanting to. He wanted nothing but to please Ed. To be bent and shaped; to be calibrated and fine-tuned like an off-key guitar. He just didn’t know how to let go. Ed liked the challenge.
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
How about a pet play fic where ed’s big brown baby cow eyes belong to a sweet lil baby cow 🐄❤️😌

archiveofourown.org/works/57210313
“Thoughtful” by jackuntiljune Summary: Jackie’s recently lost one of her hands. Ed decides to bring her a gift to cheer her up.
June 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 That’s right, everybody, you heard it here first. I’m Blackbeard’s* right-hand man.

*Lee’s
June 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
linkedin stede (Pliant)
screenshot of a tweet: “you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough”
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
an old instagram story from nathan foad: “happy pride being gay is the best thing that’s ever happened to me if i woke up straight i would simply smack my head against a wall until i passed away”
June 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
this moody bitch ❤️
May 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
1000 pink balloons 🩷
May 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
I miss my linkedin!stede. He would have written such stupid marketing bullshit 😔
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
hello……… 😩
same outfit but charli is kneeling in a deep squat and showing off thigh
May 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
jackuntiljune.bsky.social
This is the same energy I had laying out the blueprints for Stede’s cabin lolol
A screenshot of a tiktok by JimmySlo. There is a complicated map drawn out on dotted graph paper and the screen reads, “Mark S’s sprint to Wellness. Severance S02E01”.
April 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM