Eat asparagus first and replace your car deodorizer too!
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eat asparagus first and replace your car deodorizer too!
I thought Capitalism did that
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I thought Capitalism did that
I’ll believe it when I see it
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’ll believe it when I see it
What rhymes with bump and regularly shits its pants?
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What rhymes with bump and regularly shits its pants?
Spot on. Puka having to issue a half-assed apology is a minimal entry fee to being highlighted in the daily news cycle carnival
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Spot on. Puka having to issue a half-assed apology is a minimal entry fee to being highlighted in the daily news cycle carnival
This guy woke up from his nap just to text his homies about that banger
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This guy woke up from his nap just to text his homies about that banger
If now isn’t the time for this, then when, I ask, when?!?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If now isn’t the time for this, then when, I ask, when?!?!
Wait until she hears how much I masticate in public.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wait until she hears how much I masticate in public.
Truly spitting in Darwin’s face.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Truly spitting in Darwin’s face.
Paging Dr. Kevorkian
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Paging Dr. Kevorkian
Call me when anything “actually” happens to this fuck
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Call me when anything “actually” happens to this fuck
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
I mean, to his credit, he’s absolutely nailing it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I mean, to his credit, he’s absolutely nailing it.
I was looking for the PI flag
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was looking for the PI flag
Tylenol’s legal team every time that raisin opens his mouth about autism
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tylenol’s legal team every time that raisin opens his mouth about autism
Why is everyone acting like this is fucking news? I’m so tired of the weekly “gotchas” that show what shit human brings these people are and yet there’s never a true FAFO moment
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why is everyone acting like this is fucking news? I’m so tired of the weekly “gotchas” that show what shit human brings these people are and yet there’s never a true FAFO moment
So this would indicate that the current crew did(!) pass such an exam???
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So this would indicate that the current crew did(!) pass such an exam???
Trevor said it best, “Hey Terry, why don’t you eat my ass”
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trevor said it best, “Hey Terry, why don’t you eat my ass”
Bless you and your legitimate journalist soul for charitably including “seems to” in your commentary. There is zero fucking chance this cockalorum has any clue.
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bless you and your legitimate journalist soul for charitably including “seems to” in your commentary. There is zero fucking chance this cockalorum has any clue.