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Jack Szwergold
@jackszwergold.bsky.social
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“An acute perception doesn’t make you crazy. However sometimes it can drive you crazy.”
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Russell Crowe stars as Captain Jean-Luc Picard… Ooops… Captain Jack Aubrey in the film “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” (2003).
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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No clue what happened, but she does acknowledge it happened on X/Twitter.

x.com/sarahkendzio...
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Hat tip to styler.bsky.social for sharing these. Reposting because they are awesome… 🐸🇺🇸
A stylized poster of a frog that says, “Ribbit. Resist. Repeat. No Hope Without Hop.” A stylized poster of a frog that says, “No Hope Without Hop.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Who the eff casually uses the phrase “Anti-ICE?” 🤔
A picture of five unused bullets with “Anti-ICE” written on one of the bullets.
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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In honor of Disney being in the news nowadays, here is “The Disneyland Memorial Orgy” which was drawn by Wally Wood and published in May 1967 in Paul Krassner’s Yippie magazine, “The Realist.” 🖼️

Damn, it indeed a small world after all! 😮
“The Disneyland Memorial Orgy” which was drawn by Wally Wood and published in May 1967 in Paul Krassner’s Yippie magazine, “The Realist.”
September 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What’s up with his eye? 👁
Is he a replicant? 🤖
Maybe he needs a Tylenol and a nap? 💊
A picture of Donald Trump showing some weirdness in his left eye. Cataracts? Odd reflection? Is he a replicant?
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Yeah. I barely care to be honest. 🥱

I only really care about this in the context of the NPR piece. But it is very weird that their channel info shows the location of the channel as… India? 🤔
A screenshot of the AI Bible Official Channel that shows their location as… India for some reason.
September 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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“I have a HAM radio.” 📻
A screenshot from the Simpsons that pictures a radio on a desk with the text beneath it that reads, “I have a HAM radio.”
September 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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“The Simpsons” make everything better. 🎉

Thanks, Frinkiac (frinkiac.com)! 👍
Homer cuts down a guy in a noose, while Marge looks on, and says, “A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday — And may every day be another wonderful secret.” Milhouse hugs some guy and the text says, “Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”
September 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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It seems like you are now officially, “Rude.” 🫣 mike10010100.com
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Update on this: “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) seems to have had their account suspended… 🤔

But that’s none of my business! 🐸☕
“A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) seems to have had their account suspended. ClearSky still shows the dozens of lists “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) created. But their account is now suspended… So hey! They are just a “did:plc” now.
August 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Why has “A Real Black Man” (arealblackman.bsky.social) created this many crazy lists? And, how did I end up on these lists if said “A Real Black Man” has blocked me? 🤔

Does this hate troll unblock and then add people to lists for fun? Can you please investigate this, safety.bsky.app ? Seems sus.
A screenshot of the dozens of lists that “A Real Black Man”(arealblackman.bsky.social) has be on.
August 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf! Gorf!
“Gorf” by Midway.
August 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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It’s still there. Could have been a momentary blip of an issue; like a server upgrade and such. 📜

constitution.congress.gov/browse/artic...
A screenshot of the “Constitution: Annotated” website.
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Same energy. 🦉
Louis Wain’s “Cat’s Nightmare” (1907).
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Don’t forget Bay Boy and the “Weekly World News!” 🦇📰
The cover of the Weekly World News with the headline, “Bay Boy Captured.”
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Those cracker’s can wear the damn barrel. Like in olde timey days when you were broke and down and out. 💸🛢️
“Sheriff Kirk S. King pickets in a wooden barrel outside the Winnebago Price and Rationing Board. The town sheriff, who stands at six-foot-two, claims that local men's clothing stores cannot outfit him due to OPA regulations. Edwin Kotche, chief clerk of Rockford's OPA board, takes notes on the situation.” https://www.fineartstorehouse.com/bettmann-archive/man-wearing-barrel-demonstration-39317127.html
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Is this like a Billy Squier thing? 🤔
The cover to Billy Squier’s album, “Don’t Say No” which prominently features his feet.
July 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Me and my Bluesky Krewe
Wee Gee’s famous photo of the crowds at Coney Island on July 4th weekend in 1942.
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A day late, but some healthy motivation from Travis Bickle,“June 29th. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body.” 🏋️‍♀️
A picture of Travis Bickle from “Taxi Driver” that is captioned, “June 29th. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting has ruined my body.”
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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And yes, here it is; direct link to the comment itself (I think?):

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/06/25/o...
bronxite1910 6/25/25 - 3:24PM “As an elderly white male that has lived in the Bronx for 35 years I do not recognize the New York City you inhabit. My congressional district is about 91 percent "minority"and 9 percent "white". . I have never been mugged or even assaulted in all those years. When I am standing in a crowded bus, a younger person often says: "Papi, take my seat". . I say:"Thank you" and sit down, to smiles all around. Mine (Kingsbridge) is a great neighborhood even for a non-Spanish-speaker like me. I am not bothered that I cannot understand most conversations of my neighbors. We nod and smile at each other as we pass in the street. Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more.” Pongo Twistleton 6/25/25 - 3:31PM “Beautifully said. I've observed many of the same things in Boston. There's a lot to love about our cities.” JoeWapner 6/25/25 - 3:46PM “Thanks for pointing out you are a completely different demographic than the author and why your experiences may not be the same. I'm glad no one has picked on you just for being an old man. Unfortunately young women can be treated much.”
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Can this guy seriously provide a link to this comment — or at least the story that inspired this comment — because all Google searches for “bronxite1910” and text in the comment loop back directly to him. 🤔

Don’t want to say this is fabricated, but until proven otherwise. 🤷‍♂️
A comment allegedly from “bronxite1910” on 6/25/25 (3:24PM) that reads: “As an elderly white male that has lived in the Bronx for 35 years I do not recognize the New York City you inhabit. My congressional district is about 91 percent "minority" and 9 percent "white". I have never been mugged or even assaulted in all those years. When I am standing in a crowded bus, a younger person often says: "Papi, take my seat". I say: "Thank you" and sit down, to smiles all around. Mine (Kingsbridge) is a great neighborhood even for a non-Spanish-speaker like me. I am not bothered that I cannot understand most conversations of my neighbors. We nod and smile at each other as we pass in the street. Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more.”
June 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Yup! ⛈️
Storm clouds swirling over Brooklyn.
June 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Seems fake. This is exactly what Smelon Musky posted on June 11, 2025 at around 3:00am. Look! 👀

x.com/elonmusk/sta...
A tweet from Elon Musk on June 11, 2025 that reads, “I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week.”
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This is what the flag of Iran should be…
The old flag of Iran.
June 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM