Tomm Moppolliss
@jacksonbollocks.bsky.social
Philadelphia based Germ Incubation Unit, got me a fuzzy dog got me a furry dog. Stand Up Comedian, Author. Serial Libator. Instagram: thesaintamant
Somberly waving my little hands around in extreme fear over on 5th street if you see me, please feed me
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Somberly waving my little hands around in extreme fear over on 5th street if you see me, please feed me
*Lookin at Orion* Hey buddy we know you got a belt, when oh when are you gonna buy some pants???
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
*Lookin at Orion* Hey buddy we know you got a belt, when oh when are you gonna buy some pants???
November 17, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Are they still making a #spiderman movie? No way they’d lose so much money
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Are they still making a #spiderman movie? No way they’d lose so much money
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Hey good to see everyone thanks for having me up here today!
November 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hey good to see everyone thanks for having me up here today!
Changing Mealworms into Mealtickets, one day at a time.
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Changing Mealworms into Mealtickets, one day at a time.
Well, we HAD a blue child, somewhere off in that direction but he may or may not still be there
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Well, we HAD a blue child, somewhere off in that direction but he may or may not still be there
*Me confronting a guilty looking kid with his closed mouth full of something that shouldnt be in there*
Open up! >:(
Open up! >:(
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 AM
*Me confronting a guilty looking kid with his closed mouth full of something that shouldnt be in there*
Open up! >:(
Open up! >:(
I’m so tired of seeing titties on instagram
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 AM
I’m so tired of seeing titties on instagram
“Yeah I got a job…. Jab Job!” (Tremendous Laughter)
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 AM
“Yeah I got a job…. Jab Job!” (Tremendous Laughter)
The sweet smell of saffron wafted up past the bleachers towards the gymnasium ceiling
November 16, 2024 at 6:40 AM
The sweet smell of saffron wafted up past the bleachers towards the gymnasium ceiling
Hey you wanna freak me out? You wanna move my needle? Make Jaws 4 but in a landlocked state.
November 16, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Hey you wanna freak me out? You wanna move my needle? Make Jaws 4 but in a landlocked state.
cervix has dilated 5 centimeters and the doctor is drawing football plays on my labia with a sharpie keeps drawing pictures of a baby so he doesnt forget what it looks like
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
cervix has dilated 5 centimeters and the doctor is drawing football plays on my labia with a sharpie keeps drawing pictures of a baby so he doesnt forget what it looks like
My Nintendo DS is leaking down water onto my face while im playing it
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
My Nintendo DS is leaking down water onto my face while im playing it
That face when She put her hemp cigarette out on the tip of my chastity belt: ….Wicked. :0
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 AM
That face when She put her hemp cigarette out on the tip of my chastity belt: ….Wicked. :0
Time to make these freaks spit gravy
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Time to make these freaks spit gravy
I’m gonna make the house shake side to side
November 16, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I’m gonna make the house shake side to side
Two legendary Rock and Roll Superstars crashed my 8th grade graduation. No reason to wait for the end of this post i’ll let you guys try and guess who they were!
November 16, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Two legendary Rock and Roll Superstars crashed my 8th grade graduation. No reason to wait for the end of this post i’ll let you guys try and guess who they were!