Woke up today feeling grateful to be unsuccessful in the Wembley ballot.

Enzo Le Fee wearing gloves

Trying to enter ballot for Fulham and Arsenal but greeted with this. Anyone know what to do? Have a membership #NUFC

The woke mind virus has spread too far, it’s is frightening. Football should not be cancelled due to wind

Me and The Dog > Wild Long Lie

Just stuck the NFL on and Paul Merson is in studio. What is going on? Is this a simulation after all?

I pissed myself in year 3 because the teacher said we couldn’t speak to anyone while doing our work and I thought that meant I couldn’t even ask her if I could go to the toilet. Just sat at my desk and pissed myself. That sort of trauma sticks with you.

David Coote is a banter merchant of the highest order

Get Dibling in January and we will win the lot

Bluesky is blossoming, The Rizzler content is starting.

My favourite picture I took while in Cape Town.

I like what I see.

Musk's lost the Morris dancers. It's Over.