Show her the OG floppy disk before you break out the cassettes

Haha, gender confirming alterations

Because they cancel each other out

They're just falling all over themselves to flatter this buffoon.

This is leadership

This is hilarious and was absolutely not accidental. Apple got hacked. Anyone see the hand of Anonymous in this?

As Dorothy Parker one said, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."