Jack Samuels
@jacksamuels.bsky.social
I write, read, garden, hike, kayak, and spend time with my family. Giddily married. Enemy of the Trump State. Autistic. No DMs means NO DMs! 🇺🇸💙🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽
Ross Douthat truly is.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ross Douthat truly is.
He looks increasingly decomposed. He has stopped golfing, right?
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He looks increasingly decomposed. He has stopped golfing, right?
His diaper stinks, diaper stinks. It's super stinky, yeah
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November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
His diaper stinks, diaper stinks. It's super stinky, yeah
That diaper stench. Whew!
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
That diaper stench. Whew!
Diaper stench overcame the guy.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Diaper stench overcame the guy.
Democracy was flushed on Nov. 5 last year by 77 million morons who apparently wanted this and 86 million who couldn't be bothered to vote at all to prevent this shit.
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August 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Democracy was flushed on Nov. 5 last year by 77 million morons who apparently wanted this and 86 million who couldn't be bothered to vote at all to prevent this shit.
She's fudging because he wasn't president then.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She's fudging because he wasn't president then.
I don't think Starbuck would say that. Cylons maybe.
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August 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don't think Starbuck would say that. Cylons maybe.
Or some nanobots.
August 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Or some nanobots.
I'm guessing those are his club championship 🏆?
August 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm guessing those are his club championship 🏆?