Jack Phantom
@jackphantom.bsky.social
Reading "this is how the other side lives" of another gender is always hysterical. Every. Single. Time.
As a cis man, "if I had a dick for a day" essays written by cis women have me laughing to tears, NGL.
Trust me, if "how women think" was written by a man, COMEDY and nothing else.
As a cis man, "if I had a dick for a day" essays written by cis women have me laughing to tears, NGL.
Trust me, if "how women think" was written by a man, COMEDY and nothing else.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reading "this is how the other side lives" of another gender is always hysterical. Every. Single. Time.
As a cis man, "if I had a dick for a day" essays written by cis women have me laughing to tears, NGL.
Trust me, if "how women think" was written by a man, COMEDY and nothing else.
As a cis man, "if I had a dick for a day" essays written by cis women have me laughing to tears, NGL.
Trust me, if "how women think" was written by a man, COMEDY and nothing else.
"she'd look at the first letter and come up with a word that seemed to make sense" - exactly how ChatGPT works. That must be why ChatGPT is as good as people these days.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"she'd look at the first letter and come up with a word that seemed to make sense" - exactly how ChatGPT works. That must be why ChatGPT is as good as people these days.
It's a rare out of print book.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's a rare out of print book.
I’ll give you $2 get ME six cans too
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ll give you $2 get ME six cans too
Equally true of Democrats: "The ACA is just a stepping stone to universal healthcare".
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Equally true of Democrats: "The ACA is just a stepping stone to universal healthcare".
There's also the Jiangshi, which are either zombies or vampires however you grade them. I actually have a song based on that...
as you know.
as you know.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There's also the Jiangshi, which are either zombies or vampires however you grade them. I actually have a song based on that...
as you know.
as you know.
Well, HE isn't, therefore nobody is.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, HE isn't, therefore nobody is.
...and ATE
a man with the words well that escalated quickly written on his face
ALT: a man with the words well that escalated quickly written on his face
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
...and ATE
It's on Amazon, for $330.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's on Amazon, for $330.
007 and James Bond are designations, not a specific person, no?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
007 and James Bond are designations, not a specific person, no?
OMG I now have that theme in my head
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
OMG I now have that theme in my head
It also will never work, which is why the Dems and their supporters keep pushing this myth.
The goal of the Democratic party is to take ANY initiative that goes away from Republican-lite and defuses it with sloganing and empty promises.
Sorry, not working anymore.
The goal of the Democratic party is to take ANY initiative that goes away from Republican-lite and defuses it with sloganing and empty promises.
Sorry, not working anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It also will never work, which is why the Dems and their supporters keep pushing this myth.
The goal of the Democratic party is to take ANY initiative that goes away from Republican-lite and defuses it with sloganing and empty promises.
Sorry, not working anymore.
The goal of the Democratic party is to take ANY initiative that goes away from Republican-lite and defuses it with sloganing and empty promises.
Sorry, not working anymore.
Yeah, that whole "taking over the Democratic party" has been working so well. That might actually start to work by about 2148 at this rate.
There's a reason "fuck this, let's ball" is gaining traction.
There's a reason "fuck this, let's ball" is gaining traction.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yeah, that whole "taking over the Democratic party" has been working so well. That might actually start to work by about 2148 at this rate.
There's a reason "fuck this, let's ball" is gaining traction.
There's a reason "fuck this, let's ball" is gaining traction.
Only reference I found with Google was a pamphlet written in Nigeria. Now I REALLY want to read it if that's the case.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Only reference I found with Google was a pamphlet written in Nigeria. Now I REALLY want to read it if that's the case.
He has a whole collection of books I just discovered that I'd think would be a really fascinating read.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
He has a whole collection of books I just discovered that I'd think would be a really fascinating read.
Now I want to read "What women are thinking about men" and "Wrestling for gay guys"
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Now I want to read "What women are thinking about men" and "Wrestling for gay guys"
If only this wasn't an issue because we had healthcare. I know you caved to the DNC and Biden to keep insurance going because they agreed if you did this year was "your turn" but maybe read the room?
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If only this wasn't an issue because we had healthcare. I know you caved to the DNC and Biden to keep insurance going because they agreed if you did this year was "your turn" but maybe read the room?
He's also from a prominent family with a lot of money who has the time and support to swan around running for office.
A lot of those other skilled folks have that whole "I need two jobs just to pay the rent" problem.
A lot of those other skilled folks have that whole "I need two jobs just to pay the rent" problem.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He's also from a prominent family with a lot of money who has the time and support to swan around running for office.
A lot of those other skilled folks have that whole "I need two jobs just to pay the rent" problem.
A lot of those other skilled folks have that whole "I need two jobs just to pay the rent" problem.
It floors me that I was alive when "I do" meant "I forevermore always consent, to everything".
Monstrous.
Monstrous.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It floors me that I was alive when "I do" meant "I forevermore always consent, to everything".
Monstrous.
Monstrous.
This also kicks in the face American business' "WhY sHOuLd wE deCarboNizE thE ChinEsE wILL jUsT poLLuTe MorE"
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This also kicks in the face American business' "WhY sHOuLd wE deCarboNizE thE ChinEsE wILL jUsT poLLuTe MorE"