Sometimes that Charlie Brown, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about Charlie Brown is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

My hot take since 2015 has been that the prequels had good story ideas executed poorly and the sequels had bad story ideas executed well.

This guy, also from the Mike Judgeaverse, would fit in great there.

Sigh. This is what Trump apologists will use as cover for his shitty economic policy. “The Trump economy was rocking but then the AI bubble burst. Oh well, at least we got our tax cuts.”

The controversial Special Edition has the rhinos shoot at the poachers first.

I’m ride or die with the en dash even though my own staff flags them as “mistakes” so there’s really no hope for it to ever go mainstream, unfortunately.

In: vapid buzzfeed clickbait

Out: quality journalism?

I realize it’s summer and you want to be lighthearted, but geez…

Sigh.

Dude, you could have shortened this to “Spotted: leopard” and had a nice little run, but no…