This parody account is absolutely NOT run by Blake Wexler. We have no affiliation with Blake Wexler. The rumors that this is Blake Wexler are totally false. Definitely do not go see me...uh, I mean him, January 4 in Bethlehem, PA or March 15 at The Ice House in Los Angeles, CA.

Thanks for the shoutout on the pod Real Jack @jackob1.bsky.social ! I don't have a podcast yet but I do have 10 followers so next week I'm going to be launching the Not Daily non-Zeitgeist. My co-host Giles and I will occasionally be discussing things that no one cares about that could never trend.

I would also like to apologize for centering myself in the story of the healthcare CEO. I did not mean to imply that Miles hired a hitperson to get rid of me when I was at that same hotel 2 months ago. The iHeart legal department will not allow me to comment further on the situaysh.

I saw Miles at Trader Joes in 2022. We locked eyes for a second and then he walked by me like he didn't even know me. I am his boss so I could make him talk to me but that felt pathetic. I could fire him but we all know he is the favorite co-host. Even though he is not a Co-Founder of Cracked.com

Once the year end episodes start, the rumors that me and Miles are beefing will begin. It's time to set the record straight. Miles and I have not been in the same room since 2019. The pod is scripted. We each read our part separately and it's all Brian the editor making magic after that.

Until they prove that aliens gave us the technology, I gotta stick with the concluge that it's a functional disorder. Don't get me wrong, I want it to be alien technology.

I was joking on yesterday's episode of the pod when I pretended I didn't know that Blink182 did Whats My Age Again. I've actually been the vice president of the Tom DeLonge fan club since 2011.

The thin Baja line is the difference between whether you find creative writing an enjoyable journey or whether it's the specter of all of your worst life choices beginning with the writing degree

I don't actually like basketball. I'm just a performance artist playing a character. I spend most of my down time watching home videos of my high school Wu-Tang cover band and reliving the glory days. We were the first and only all white Wu-Tang cover band that Kentucky has ever seen.

I hope everyone enjoyed me singing I've been a nasty boy at the beginning of yesterday's trending episode. I told Brian the editor to make it the new music for transitioning to ad breaks.

Many of you have been asking why I chose Jack Obi-Wan. I have always felt Darth Vader is the true hero of Star Wars. He is my personal hero. I even started choking people out at iHeart staff meetings. Then Miles told me that only HE gets to choke people out. It's over Miles, I have the high ground!

@marcellacomedy.bsky.social followed me, now I can't even type. I'm blushing too hard.

The Daily Zeitgeist has changed our official opinion on noodle burritos after seeing this photo.

Hello, the internet! I've been thinking about starting a Change.org petition to change the pronunciation of ennui. Would #zeitgang be interested in signing that? Comment and let us know.