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I'm Frank Grimes, Steve Parish is Homer.
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January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm Frank Grimes, Steve Parish is Homer.
Well in more positive news, I've booked my dream holiday to Japan today, so at least I've got something to look forward to.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Well in more positive news, I've booked my dream holiday to Japan today, so at least I've got something to look forward to.
This feels like the Kahn divorce episode in the King of the Hill reboot.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This feels like the Kahn divorce episode in the King of the Hill reboot.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Is this the longest losing streak since Pardew?
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Is this the longest losing streak since Pardew?
Remember this pipe dream
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Remember this pipe dream
Well time to distract myself by booking a holiday. Sounds better than looking at Palace stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Well time to distract myself by booking a holiday. Sounds better than looking at Palace stuff.
I really hope the board pays for everyone's travel and ticket after the performance today.
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I really hope the board pays for everyone's travel and ticket after the performance today.
All the players need to be fined for that.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
All the players need to be fined for that.
*WE DIDN'T CONCEDE A SET PIECE KLAXON*
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
*WE DIDN'T CONCEDE A SET PIECE KLAXON*
Good half. Canvot looks great. Devenny is a bit too conservative for a Glasner style WB, but without alternatives, I can't complain.
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Good half. Canvot looks great. Devenny is a bit too conservative for a Glasner style WB, but without alternatives, I can't complain.
This is the kind of game where I wish we had Sarr and Munoz.
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is the kind of game where I wish we had Sarr and Munoz.
North Korean set piece camp needed.
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
North Korean set piece camp needed.
I'm sick of conceding to set pieces
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I'm sick of conceding to set pieces
That's twice in 2 games that Pino has set up extremely good through balls with no-one able to get on the end of it. Things like that are the differences between a win and loss
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
That's twice in 2 games that Pino has set up extremely good through balls with no-one able to get on the end of it. Things like that are the differences between a win and loss
Also, very much here for the forced Clyne renaissance.
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Also, very much here for the forced Clyne renaissance.
Just when I was starting to think we got off to a decent start.
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just when I was starting to think we got off to a decent start.
This Trump press conference is utterly mental.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This Trump press conference is utterly mental.
Is now a good time to watch Team America: World Police again?
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Is now a good time to watch Team America: World Police again?
Good end to the half. Lacroix's block was excellent too.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Good end to the half. Lacroix's block was excellent too.
This is starting to feel like a Vieira era game. Slow and very reliant on wingers which we don't have.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This is starting to feel like a Vieira era game. Slow and very reliant on wingers which we don't have.
Had a great 2025 tbh.
- Bought a house
- Watched Palace lift the cup
- Watched Palace in Europe
- Played the biggest gig I've ever done
- Bought a house
- Watched Palace lift the cup
- Watched Palace in Europe
- Played the biggest gig I've ever done
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Had a great 2025 tbh.
- Bought a house
- Watched Palace lift the cup
- Watched Palace in Europe
- Played the biggest gig I've ever done
- Bought a house
- Watched Palace lift the cup
- Watched Palace in Europe
- Played the biggest gig I've ever done
I'm so sick of conceding set pieces.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm so sick of conceding set pieces.
Well Christmas is over and it's time for me to spend days thinking about what to play at midnight on New Year's...
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Well Christmas is over and it's time for me to spend days thinking about what to play at midnight on New Year's...