they would be so offended if they could haha

shhhhh you’re saying the quiet part out loud

Diaz here showing a rare example of being the smartest person in the room

she looks like the fucking Ham-burglar because she’s stealing money from Americans with the scam MELANIA crypto coin

They should rename Cuba “Blue Shell Island”, for the crystal clear blue of the waters, not the ultimate equaliser from Mario Kart

i read therefore i am

you wish

those are rookie numbers

i’m listening to audiobooks at 12x regular speed

i’m the Usain Bolt of Audible

yeah but how many books can you consume in 24 hours tho

my record is 34 which makes me better than most, doesn’t even matter if i can’t remember half the shit i read

i am a world leader at cramming words into my brain

yeah Biden had 4 whole years to stop the TikTok ban investigation that Trump started

but Biden also doesn’t like China

sshhhhh 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

or they might ban you next

yeah but TikTok is Chinese which is apparently the worst thing and worse than schools getting shot up in the USA

Are you saying the American government is now on the same level as the CCP in terms of freedom of speech violations

Pedantic.

Everyone knows what people mean when they say it

The way this story plays out:

1) The US government threatens to ban TikTok

2) The US government says “we will ban, UNLESS TikTok is sold to a US company”

3) Trump says “SAVE TIKTOK”

4) Musk buys TikTok, thus “saving” the platform from the same people who threatened to ban it