Jack McQuack
@jackmcquack.bsky.social
Multiple participation award laureate
"I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"-Steven Wright
"I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"-Steven Wright
Nah I'm already pretty deep in an IT career but necromancer/pheliac could be a fantastic new hobby choice 😄
June 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Nah I'm already pretty deep in an IT career but necromancer/pheliac could be a fantastic new hobby choice 😄
That's awesome because I'm starting my program in morticianary arts today!
June 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That's awesome because I'm starting my program in morticianary arts today!
Love that movie! Fun fact: At least one of my children were conceived under the bridge where the caddy was 🤣
June 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Love that movie! Fun fact: At least one of my children were conceived under the bridge where the caddy was 🤣
Oh no, I can tell you from experience you may think you want that but you absolutely don't want that. 😬
June 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh no, I can tell you from experience you may think you want that but you absolutely don't want that. 😬
By that logic, if you use the term asshole, does that mean you might be a cum dumpster?
June 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
By that logic, if you use the term asshole, does that mean you might be a cum dumpster?
Get the latter first and you'll forget all about the nachos!
June 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Get the latter first and you'll forget all about the nachos!
Oh, we're talking about basasses on sesame street now? Can't forget this banger!
youtu.be/FJ6WwC174Yc?...
youtu.be/FJ6WwC174Yc?...
Sesame Street: James Earl Jones Says The Alphabet
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
May 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh, we're talking about basasses on sesame street now? Can't forget this banger!
youtu.be/FJ6WwC174Yc?...
youtu.be/FJ6WwC174Yc?...
A hotdawg is NOT a sandwich!!...and...Pineapple never belongs on a pizza!
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A hotdawg is NOT a sandwich!!...and...Pineapple never belongs on a pizza!
Ok here is the point where I either admit I misread your comment or I double down and figure out a way to spin it to sound like I'm right...😬😅
NO, YOU'RE A SANDWICH!
(Haha, nailed it!)
NO, YOU'RE A SANDWICH!
(Haha, nailed it!)
May 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ok here is the point where I either admit I misread your comment or I double down and figure out a way to spin it to sound like I'm right...😬😅
NO, YOU'RE A SANDWICH!
(Haha, nailed it!)
NO, YOU'RE A SANDWICH!
(Haha, nailed it!)
But the storm troopers are the ones that do the missing!
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
But the storm troopers are the ones that do the missing!
Oh you have no idea 😅 I love my kids but sometimes I have to wait till they're out of earshot and say hot damn! 🤦♂️
April 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh you have no idea 😅 I love my kids but sometimes I have to wait till they're out of earshot and say hot damn! 🤦♂️
Well it's better than walking in on your 8 year old drawing WITH poop. Talking from experience 😬
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well it's better than walking in on your 8 year old drawing WITH poop. Talking from experience 😬
For me when a bunch of boroughs get angry I stay out of NYC until it calms down 😁
April 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For me when a bunch of boroughs get angry I stay out of NYC until it calms down 😁
Someone needs to lead the charge!
April 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone needs to lead the charge!
