Buying my first washing machine has brought on the distinct feeling of entering a new phase of my existence. Whatever will I do next? Get an airfryer? Go to Belgium? Make an apple crumble? Anything might happen

might bake some cookies

can't believe I sat there and watched England win the Euros on penalties like it was the most natural thing in the world

Missed the recycling collection because they came at a frankly insanely efficient 7:07am on a Bank Holiday Monday

The Decemberists are such a good band because they manage to sound simultaneously as old as the hills and fresh as a breeze. And the fact that they're American doesn't hold them back, they're writing folk that sounds older than the nation they live in, except in, like, 2006

If Zelenskyy came over to my house, instead of shouting at him, I'd ask if he wanted a go on the good guitar

Today is the 9 year anniversary of the day I ordered garlic bread as a starter, had a pizza for my main, and then ordered the same garlic bread a second time as my dessert course