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Jackie 🏴‍☠️🌈🦄
@jackieznoses.bsky.social
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GenX (sigh) gay pirate lover

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August 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Ed Teach scrunchie face
April 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Jules what do you think about this guy
Ed Teach behind a door gazing dreamily at the new love of his life Stede Bonnet
April 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This is just a Gentlebeard AU
Reddit AITAH post from user u/trainingpersonally (part 1/2) AITAH for "telling my wife she's uglier than a man"? I (26M) am a personal trainer. The gym I work at is pretty well-rounded in terms of clientele. We get the casuals looking to stay fit to the meal-prepping, serious gym rats. We also have a pretty big shared client base with the ballet studio next door. One of our shared regulars is someone we'll call "Sebastian" (21M). Everything about him is really striking. I'm well aware of gym etiquette and typically keep my eyes to myself, but this guy was consistently doing stretches that involved an insane amount of flexibility, so l ended up striking up a conversation with him after a few weeks. I learned he's a figure skater and apparently ballet is really good supplemental off-ice training. I just found the whole thing fascinating. I've never met someone who is so naturally eye catching like that. And I mean all of this in the straightest way Reddit AITAH post from user u/trainingpersonally (part 1/2) possible, for the record. He invited me to watch him practice when the rink is open to the public and that just made it all even cooler for me. But that brings us to our conflict. Maybe I hyped the guy up a little too much? I didn't think I was being overly nice but my wife (28F) started rolling her eyes whenever he came up in conversation. Last week, she asked to see his instagram to finally put a face to the name/stories. Almost immediately, she scoffed and said something like "he doesn't look all that special to me." I kind of laughed and asked if that was just insecurity talking. That quickly devolved into her saying I was insinuating she's uglier than a man, and that just because she's not some flexible figure skater doesn't mean she's jealous of him. Her reaction has me at a total loss. AITAH?
March 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Someone please tell me who Karl & Olivia are going to live with!

#OFMDCraftFair
Framed lace seagulls
March 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Meeeeee tooooo!
Black tshirt with white logo reading S⚡️B
February 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Stede Bonnet saying “Well, hello there”
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Photo of Stede Bonnet from the tv show Our Flag Means Death, captioned “Well, hello there.”
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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So many cool things coming up in the #OFMDCraftFair!!!

My completed piece pictured below! Plus so many other gorgeous and creative items!!!!!!!
February 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Karl found a friend!!!

Get your wallets ready to bid on a framed Karl & Olivia made in Milanese bobbin lace! And over 200 other super fucking cool handmade things! The TALENT on this ship!!

#ofmdcraftfair
Two handmade Milanese bobbin lace seagulls
February 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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It’s Karl!!!!!!!!

If you missed out on bidding on my seagull in the FAB auction last year, now’s your chance! And this one will have not just one but TWO seagulls!
Handmade Milanese bobbin lace seagull against a red background
February 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Just finished Karl; Olivia is up next tomorrow!!
Closeup of seagull made in Milanese bobbin lace. Bobbin lace pillow with a pattern in progress of a seagull Bobbin lace pillow with a pattern in progress of a seagull
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I can do something lace - this is the lace seagull I made for a different auction. Could do another seagull or find a different pirate/nautical themed item. What’s the timeframe it would need to be completed by?
Handmade Milanese lace seagull in small round weathered white wood frame
February 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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This shop is in the same strip mall
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Incredible how you predicted this 1000000% accurately
December 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Listen
Black and white photo of Rhys Darby seated in a Santa throne, wearing a fur stole and sunglasses, flanked by a man with dark hair and beard, with a caption reading “Rhys Darby with his manager Tucker”
December 8, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved just because it made you laugh.
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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I bought tickets for the Brooklyn shows but honestly doubting whether I’ll survive it……
November 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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IT’S PRINCESS DAY????
November 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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go to pinterest and search:

"celebrity"
"outfit"
"quote"
"aesthetic"

post the first photo of each that appears, that's your vibe

OMG MINE IS CRACKING ME UP 😂
Meryl Streep with umbrella at outdoor market Woman in black and purple goth outfit "From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." — Edvard Munch Black cat with white wings in a mossy forest clearing
November 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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That reminds me, the other day I got this truly bizarre game ad
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Is this a merch tie-in for @rhysiedarby.bsky.social new tour???
November 18, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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I’m trying to see something
November 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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I just think that Stede Bonnet
November 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 10:10 AM