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Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Me, screaming: “Where are my birds?!” #echoesofwisdom
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me, screaming: “Where are my birds?!” #echoesofwisdom
Nine P.M. is sometimes considered to be “Kid Midnight.” See, Home Alone; Home Alone 2: lost in New York; but cf Gremlins.
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Nine P.M. is sometimes considered to be “Kid Midnight.” See, Home Alone; Home Alone 2: lost in New York; but cf Gremlins.
My new lucky number.
September 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
My new lucky number.
Where are my books?!?!?!??!??!
August 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Where are my books?!?!?!??!??!
I guess Gavin Valor should start labeling his peanut butter again; new housemate incoming!
May 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I guess Gavin Valor should start labeling his peanut butter again; new housemate incoming!
“Google those rat tumors!”
March 7, 2024 at 5:39 AM
“Google those rat tumors!”
Okay, but Keke Palmer is fucking slaying those Hello Fresh commercials. That green suit is killerrrrrrr. I want it.
January 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Okay, but Keke Palmer is fucking slaying those Hello Fresh commercials. That green suit is killerrrrrrr. I want it.
Behold! The splendor of my beginning!
August 15, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Behold! The splendor of my beginning!