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Jackie Jormp-Jomp
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the world's premier Janey Jimplin impersonator (aka Bryan Off)
ok not to make this about me, but this is underappreciated and I believe that's part of why I didn't get tenure (my interdisciplinary work in my field was not valued highly enough)
Complex systems can't be fully understood just by looking at their individual parts 🧪🧵
February 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-Jomp
"The ability to reduce everything to simple fundamental laws does not imply the ability to start from those laws and reconstruct the universe." → www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
More Is Different
www.science.org
February 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
realizing just now at 40 years old that we say "dial" a number, because a rotary telephone like this has a "dial"
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-Jomp
February 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
new #dragname:
Clara Kulleyrer

#dragnames
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Current mood
February 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
youtu.be/vBynw9Isr28
the song is great, the video is great, and gaga is being weird again in her videos 💞
Lady Gaga - Abracadabra (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO
youtu.be
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"we must eradicate gender ideology" say the people with maybe the strongest gender ideologies
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have so many pictures of my baby* dog sleeping #dogsofbluesky

* not a baby.he's almost 4.
January 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
is this weirdo cosplaying as a priest (apparently he isn't one) to make his incel status seem voluntary?

and also do we think he's self aware enough to understand the irony in saluting like the nazis (famously genocidal) at a pro-life event?
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
happy year of the snake!

be sneaky!

be cunning!

snap back with venom when attacked!

be an absolute terror to shitty little people with narrow little minds, who are scared shitless of snakes because snakes share knowledge even though they want to keep us all ignorant
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
fReE maRkEt
sMaLL gOVerNmENt
"The 19 Republican officials, co-led by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird have demanded Costco notify the states within 30 days whether it will repeal its DEI policies or provide an explanation for maintaining them."

www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Republican state attorneys pressure Costco to drop diversity policies
Nineteen Republican attorneys general have called on Costco Wholesale to abandon its diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, citing concerns about discrimination and legal risks.
www.reuters.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the doggie daycare posted this on their socials about my dog 🐶🥺
#dogsofbluesky
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"earphones" suggests the existence of earphonetics and earphonemes
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM