I am in here reading Young Pope Wikipedia pages like "Background: the show was conceived when wondering what if there was a pope, but young?"

this website's not gonna make it till we have accounts called like OVILOSTORE and CALYXHOME and BRRRAPS selling green plastic things for your kitchen under every popular post

this is incredibly sweet, and i hope you've been well over the years while all the everything has been happening in the world.

full disclosure: i am no longer funny. the eggheads upstairs have retooled my content as dark and brooding. edgy. unsettling even!

i slipped on a banana peel while touring a steel anvil and wrecking ball factory back in 2018. i didn't hit my head on anything, thank god, but i accidentally touch three grains of fentanyl with my hand and have been in a coma ever since then. until this afternoon.

what've I missed???