Talk about your nightmare blunt rotation…

It cracks me up that the thing motivating me to get my passport renewed the most right now is the Simran and Raj statue in Leicester Square. (Second place is the Columbo statue in Budapest)

I actually made a super complicated parlay bet that this exact thing would happen and am now hella rich

MILD SPOILERS FOR TRON: ARES

Here to humbly submit Shah Rukh Khan, King of Bollywood.

In the past three days I’ve caught a cold and watched Caught Stealing so today I make matzo ball soup. Happy Labor Day

I’m sure it *feels* that long

You ever have one of those weeks that can only be fixed by smoking a bowl and watching Dil Se?

I’m quickly becoming OBSESSED about the existence of Carlo Acutis who’s being canonized at the end of the month. As the first Millennial to become a saint he’s obviously the patron of influencers and computer programmers.

Ah shit, she found me again

There are so many ways that I’ve been a parody of myself tonight that it’s embarrassing

Here’s a picture of Slick Rick I took last night. #BlueskyExclusive