Jack Burton Says
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This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy-boy!
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy-boy!
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
You’re outta your mind, Wang, but
God bless you!
God bless you!
August 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You’re outta your mind, Wang, but
God bless you!
God bless you!
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
#Happy4thofJuly #July4th #FourthofJuly2025 #4thofJuly2025 #IndependenceDay #HappyFourth
#Happy4thofJuly #July4th #FourthofJuly2025 #4thofJuly2025 #IndependenceDay #HappyFourth
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
#Happy4thofJuly #July4th #FourthofJuly2025 #4thofJuly2025 #IndependenceDay #HappyFourth
#Happy4thofJuly #July4th #FourthofJuly2025 #4thofJuly2025 #IndependenceDay #HappyFourth
It’s all in the reflexes.
July 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s all in the reflexes.
Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
June 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
#MemorialDay
#MemorialDay
May 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
#MemorialDay
#MemorialDay
Sooner or later I rub everyone the wrong way.
April 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sooner or later I rub everyone the wrong way.
What does that mean? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means.
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What does that mean? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means.
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
March 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
Are you crazy, is that your problem?
a man in a white tank top is asking are you crazy is that your problem
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March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Are you crazy, is that your problem?
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
#ValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
#ValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
#ValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
#ValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
Not so fast, gentlemen! We got enough people droppin' like flies around here, and where's that getting us, huh? Nowhere... fast. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not so fast, gentlemen! We got enough people droppin' like flies around here, and where's that getting us, huh? Nowhere... fast. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
#CaliforniaWildfires
#CaliforniaWildfires
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
#CaliforniaWildfires
#CaliforniaWildfires
January 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
All right, we're almost outta here. From here on out, it gets normal. Offices, storerooms, a nice false front. I count to three, open the door, and we go. Everybody got that?
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
#Goodbye2024 #NewYearsEve #Hello2025 #HappyNewYear
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
#Goodbye2024 #NewYearsEve #Hello2025 #HappyNewYear
a man in a white tank top is standing in front of a green wooden wall
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January 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
All right, we're almost outta here. From here on out, it gets normal. Offices, storerooms, a nice false front. I count to three, open the door, and we go. Everybody got that?
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
#Goodbye2024 #NewYearsEve #Hello2025 #HappyNewYear
Follow the leader. One, two, three.
#Goodbye2024 #NewYearsEve #Hello2025 #HappyNewYear
I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?
#NewYearsEve2024 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025
#NewYearsEve2024 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025
January 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?
#NewYearsEve2024 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025
#NewYearsEve2024 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for #Christmas.
#MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2024 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2024 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for #Christmas.
#MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2024 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2024 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:44 AM
So somebody, I don’t care who, tell me what the hell is going on!
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December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
So somebody, I don’t care who, tell me what the hell is going on!
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops. I want my truck back.
December 12, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops. I want my truck back.
Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can't concentrate when you do that.
December 2, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can't concentrate when you do that.