Jack Burton
@jackburtonlite.bsky.social
Small(ish) town SW Ontario. Atheist. Socialist. I like being distracted by professional sports and video games. Oh, I like to make bread, too. NO NAZIS.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oooh, I bet PeePee got some shit on him
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation | CBC News
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux announced Thursday he is resigning from the House of Commons, contrary to speculation he was preparing to defect to the Liberals.
www.cbc.ca
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oooh, I bet PeePee got some shit on him
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Conservative MP Matt Jeneroux denies coercion played a role in his resignation
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Aaaaannnndddd...that's a follow
Convinced Yamamoto is AI.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Aaaaannnndddd...that's a follow
I'm pretty sure the Jonas Brothers cursed us, too.
I'm pretty sure I'm not kidding
Go #BlueJays
#fuckcancer
I'm pretty sure I'm not kidding
Go #BlueJays
#fuckcancer
Jonas Brothers cursed us. I'm not sure I'm kidding. #BlueJays
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm pretty sure the Jonas Brothers cursed us, too.
I'm pretty sure I'm not kidding
Go #BlueJays
#fuckcancer
I'm pretty sure I'm not kidding
Go #BlueJays
#fuckcancer
Why is the "butt plug" shirt guy allowed in the Rogers Centre?
Guy is an embarrassment and apparently, bad luck.
Go #bluejays
Fuck butt plug shirt guy and his stupid home made shirts
Guy is an embarrassment and apparently, bad luck.
Go #bluejays
Fuck butt plug shirt guy and his stupid home made shirts
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why is the "butt plug" shirt guy allowed in the Rogers Centre?
Guy is an embarrassment and apparently, bad luck.
Go #bluejays
Fuck butt plug shirt guy and his stupid home made shirts
Guy is an embarrassment and apparently, bad luck.
Go #bluejays
Fuck butt plug shirt guy and his stupid home made shirts
Well, the stupid grifter-in-chief didn't learn from the Canadian boycott on wine/spirits, tourism, groceries, etc. and is raising tariffs on Canada (again, lol)
Maybe it's time to boycott US assembled autos?
Time to make Ford, GM and Stellantis suffer a little
Maybe it's time to boycott US assembled autos?
Time to make Ford, GM and Stellantis suffer a little
October 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Well, the stupid grifter-in-chief didn't learn from the Canadian boycott on wine/spirits, tourism, groceries, etc. and is raising tariffs on Canada (again, lol)
Maybe it's time to boycott US assembled autos?
Time to make Ford, GM and Stellantis suffer a little
Maybe it's time to boycott US assembled autos?
Time to make Ford, GM and Stellantis suffer a little
james-gaughan23.bsky.social knows whats up!
How do I like a like on my post?
How do I like a like on my post?
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
james-gaughan23.bsky.social knows whats up!
How do I like a like on my post?
How do I like a like on my post?
I'm a #BlueJays fan, through and through.
Every game this postseason I've been nervous for.
I'm especially nervous ahead of this game.
I hope both teams have fun today.
Go Jays Go
Every game this postseason I've been nervous for.
I'm especially nervous ahead of this game.
I hope both teams have fun today.
Go Jays Go
October 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm a #BlueJays fan, through and through.
Every game this postseason I've been nervous for.
I'm especially nervous ahead of this game.
I hope both teams have fun today.
Go Jays Go
Every game this postseason I've been nervous for.
I'm especially nervous ahead of this game.
I hope both teams have fun today.
Go Jays Go
I can't wait for the Jays to FUCK the yankees up :)
a baseball player with the number 29 on his back is running on the field
ALT: a baseball player with the number 29 on his back is running on the field
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I can't wait for the Jays to FUCK the yankees up :)
Watching the jays on apple tv...I'm glad that "Paul Walker" stood up for his pitcher and got thrown out...apple tv is sooooooo bad
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Watching the jays on apple tv...I'm glad that "Paul Walker" stood up for his pitcher and got thrown out...apple tv is sooooooo bad
Lets add some context here today. Jimmy Kimmel was cancelled AND....
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/u...
kyivindependent.com/russian-dron...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Pull your fucking heads out of your asses
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/u...
kyivindependent.com/russian-dron...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Pull your fucking heads out of your asses
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lets add some context here today. Jimmy Kimmel was cancelled AND....
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/u...
kyivindependent.com/russian-dron...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Pull your fucking heads out of your asses
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/u...
kyivindependent.com/russian-dron...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Pull your fucking heads out of your asses
Holy fuck I'm reading this shit about "standing with Jimmy" while your country is being raped and you are being marginalized and silenced.
Fucking stand up for fuck sake!
MORE THAN A TWEET/SKEET/ whatever you want to call it.
History is watching and judging you
Fucking stand up for fuck sake!
MORE THAN A TWEET/SKEET/ whatever you want to call it.
History is watching and judging you
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Holy fuck I'm reading this shit about "standing with Jimmy" while your country is being raped and you are being marginalized and silenced.
Fucking stand up for fuck sake!
MORE THAN A TWEET/SKEET/ whatever you want to call it.
History is watching and judging you
Fucking stand up for fuck sake!
MORE THAN A TWEET/SKEET/ whatever you want to call it.
History is watching and judging you
Reposted by Jack Burton
RIP Mussolini? The Yankees have gone too far
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RIP Mussolini? The Yankees have gone too far
Reposted by Jack Burton
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The world is hanging on by a thread. Drumpf hasn't "passed" yet. One of my only happy places is baseball.
Who would think that you can score 12 runs and be worried about losing a game?
Analytics are the scourge of professional sports.
Who would think that you can score 12 runs and be worried about losing a game?
Analytics are the scourge of professional sports.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The world is hanging on by a thread. Drumpf hasn't "passed" yet. One of my only happy places is baseball.
Who would think that you can score 12 runs and be worried about losing a game?
Analytics are the scourge of professional sports.
Who would think that you can score 12 runs and be worried about losing a game?
Analytics are the scourge of professional sports.
Tommy Pham is a punk
August 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Tommy Pham is a punk
This is Bill Dennis. He's a "Canadian" city councillor in my home town. He's a MAGAt pos. His favourite insult is to call people commies. His email address according to city hall is bill.dennis@sarnia.com
I really don't like Bill Dennis
I really don't like Bill Dennis
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is Bill Dennis. He's a "Canadian" city councillor in my home town. He's a MAGAt pos. His favourite insult is to call people commies. His email address according to city hall is bill.dennis@sarnia.com
I really don't like Bill Dennis
I really don't like Bill Dennis
There is a lot going on in the world. Sometimes it's hard to comprehend how screwed up things are. It means nothing but at this moment, the @torontobluejays.bsky.social are the best in baseball
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There is a lot going on in the world. Sometimes it's hard to comprehend how screwed up things are. It means nothing but at this moment, the @torontobluejays.bsky.social are the best in baseball
This is an important story to tell...and tell louder...and tell louder.
Thank you @emmamci.bsky.social
Thank you @emmamci.bsky.social
My final investigation for The Narwhal:
INVESTIGATION: Aamjiwnaang First Nation has spent decades battling industrial emissions from Sarnia’s Chemical Valley. Documents show the Ontario government also knew stricter pollution rules were needed long before it acted. via @emmamci.bsky.social thenarwhal.ca/sarnia-ontar...
June 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is an important story to tell...and tell louder...and tell louder.
Thank you @emmamci.bsky.social
Thank you @emmamci.bsky.social