i love this dumb fucker

shin hayata: "Oh dear god! I can't let all these 'Kaijus' running around everywhere! Aagh! We're gonna need a 'Man' who is 'Ultra' to deal with these dastardly creatures! An 'ULTRA' 'MAN'!"

bemular:

unsuspecting citizen: "oh boy! i sure can't wait to enjoy my coca cola on this fine day!"
ultraman tiga: