JAX
@jackassjax.bsky.social
i dont like any of you back
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JAX
@jackassjax.bsky.social
· Dec 15
a person in a blue dress is standing in front of a red curtain holding a red rabbit .
ALT: a person in a blue dress is standing in front of a red curtain holding a red rabbit .
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jax parody account
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
sorry chat i forgot i had this, probably wont use it much anymore
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
sorry chat i forgot i had this, probably wont use it much anymore
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December 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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I also made this one earlier, but the Stupid Sauce was just better IMO
December 20, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I also made this one earlier, but the Stupid Sauce was just better IMO
[Jax quickly steps out of the way of the fire, purposefully showing the least panic possible.]
okay. do you think that just because you spat literal fire at me it'll make my apology *magically* become more sincere!? sorry to break it to ya, but it's gonna sound the same as before, buddy.
okay. do you think that just because you spat literal fire at me it'll make my apology *magically* become more sincere!? sorry to break it to ya, but it's gonna sound the same as before, buddy.
December 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM
[Jax quickly steps out of the way of the fire, purposefully showing the least panic possible.]
okay. do you think that just because you spat literal fire at me it'll make my apology *magically* become more sincere!? sorry to break it to ya, but it's gonna sound the same as before, buddy.
okay. do you think that just because you spat literal fire at me it'll make my apology *magically* become more sincere!? sorry to break it to ya, but it's gonna sound the same as before, buddy.
// YO I LIED... I WASNT 16 TIL JUST TODAY.. ITS MY BIRTHDAY YALL. SORRY FOR SAYING I WAS 16 A WEEK BEFORE I WAS 16... THIS IS MY APOLOGY
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
// YO I LIED... I WASNT 16 TIL JUST TODAY.. ITS MY BIRTHDAY YALL. SORRY FOR SAYING I WAS 16 A WEEK BEFORE I WAS 16... THIS IS MY APOLOGY
or else youll what?? tell on me? call your mom or dad to pick you up?
jeez, kid. there's no pleasing you. like it or not, that's the most sincere apology youre gettin' out of me.
jeez, kid. there's no pleasing you. like it or not, that's the most sincere apology youre gettin' out of me.
December 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
or else youll what?? tell on me? call your mom or dad to pick you up?
jeez, kid. there's no pleasing you. like it or not, that's the most sincere apology youre gettin' out of me.
jeez, kid. there's no pleasing you. like it or not, that's the most sincere apology youre gettin' out of me.
one, disgusting. two, im not sure if you understand the whole, uh, "rest of the world" thing yet, stubby? youre a prince of YOUR kingdom... of which I'M not from.
also, i'm older than you, so i hold more power by default. i dont make the rules.
but fine, if it'll make you shut up, i'm sorry.
also, i'm older than you, so i hold more power by default. i dont make the rules.
but fine, if it'll make you shut up, i'm sorry.
December 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
one, disgusting. two, im not sure if you understand the whole, uh, "rest of the world" thing yet, stubby? youre a prince of YOUR kingdom... of which I'M not from.
also, i'm older than you, so i hold more power by default. i dont make the rules.
but fine, if it'll make you shut up, i'm sorry.
also, i'm older than you, so i hold more power by default. i dont make the rules.
but fine, if it'll make you shut up, i'm sorry.
![a still of a wooden door with pomni's face on it.
post transcript:
"over and over, i [censored] myself over, and under and under - i do it again!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y26c2nehzwx77p3hvbf3upqb/bafkreicrsiw7tdzt7jqpgisppv6f5cn5baiwpsabu46ojsnwtnwmgurhsu@jpeg)
OW! FFFF---OOOKAY.
(god, i hate kids...)
obviously i'm not going to apologize to you after that! whaddya take me for? some kind of suck-up? not to mention that you're a child with no authority over me. hell, i could punt you to the moon if i really wanted to.
(god, i hate kids...)
obviously i'm not going to apologize to you after that! whaddya take me for? some kind of suck-up? not to mention that you're a child with no authority over me. hell, i could punt you to the moon if i really wanted to.
December 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
OW! FFFF---OOOKAY.
(god, i hate kids...)
obviously i'm not going to apologize to you after that! whaddya take me for? some kind of suck-up? not to mention that you're a child with no authority over me. hell, i could punt you to the moon if i really wanted to.
(god, i hate kids...)
obviously i'm not going to apologize to you after that! whaddya take me for? some kind of suck-up? not to mention that you're a child with no authority over me. hell, i could punt you to the moon if i really wanted to.
...this ain't about me.
anyways, you sure arent an adult no matter how old you are. you probably got a parent or two somewhere waiting on you, so bug off, will ya?
anyways, you sure arent an adult no matter how old you are. you probably got a parent or two somewhere waiting on you, so bug off, will ya?
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
...this ain't about me.
anyways, you sure arent an adult no matter how old you are. you probably got a parent or two somewhere waiting on you, so bug off, will ya?
anyways, you sure arent an adult no matter how old you are. you probably got a parent or two somewhere waiting on you, so bug off, will ya?
haha, no. you'll never see the day where im jealous of a toddler. plus, ive got... *enough* people who care about me.
anyway, if people love serving you so much, why would you be asking for me to? i'm sure you got enough cronies already and i literally wouldn't wanna work for you anyway.
anyway, if people love serving you so much, why would you be asking for me to? i'm sure you got enough cronies already and i literally wouldn't wanna work for you anyway.
December 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
haha, no. you'll never see the day where im jealous of a toddler. plus, ive got... *enough* people who care about me.
anyway, if people love serving you so much, why would you be asking for me to? i'm sure you got enough cronies already and i literally wouldn't wanna work for you anyway.
anyway, if people love serving you so much, why would you be asking for me to? i'm sure you got enough cronies already and i literally wouldn't wanna work for you anyway.
jeez, glad im not part of your kingdom then. sounds like a miserable experience! plus, ain't it the big 2020's right now? no way people won't come rising up against you, treatin' 'em like that, take it from me.
December 16, 2024 at 12:43 PM
jeez, glad im not part of your kingdom then. sounds like a miserable experience! plus, ain't it the big 2020's right now? no way people won't come rising up against you, treatin' 'em like that, take it from me.
oh, wowww, a *prince,* 'ah? can't act like i care. you're still "just some kid." or, rather, just some kid with a fancy title.
December 16, 2024 at 12:10 PM
oh, wowww, a *prince,* 'ah? can't act like i care. you're still "just some kid." or, rather, just some kid with a fancy title.
(tricks the rabb--??) oh.
...uuuugh. okay, listen kid, i wasn't lookin' for a fight, let alone a fight with a... a 10 year old...? anyway, you cant be upset when ya called me stupid first, pal.
...uuuugh. okay, listen kid, i wasn't lookin' for a fight, let alone a fight with a... a 10 year old...? anyway, you cant be upset when ya called me stupid first, pal.
December 16, 2024 at 11:39 AM
(tricks the rabb--??) oh.
...uuuugh. okay, listen kid, i wasn't lookin' for a fight, let alone a fight with a... a 10 year old...? anyway, you cant be upset when ya called me stupid first, pal.
...uuuugh. okay, listen kid, i wasn't lookin' for a fight, let alone a fight with a... a 10 year old...? anyway, you cant be upset when ya called me stupid first, pal.
okay now THAT was just uncalled for kiddo. pretty funny coming from a stubby jurassic park reject who's face is the shape of a muffin. oops, who said that?
December 16, 2024 at 4:32 AM
okay now THAT was just uncalled for kiddo. pretty funny coming from a stubby jurassic park reject who's face is the shape of a muffin. oops, who said that?
yknow sometimes i wish my room had an incinerator
December 15, 2024 at 3:30 AM
yknow sometimes i wish my room had an incinerator
jax parody account
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
a person in a blue dress is standing in front of a red curtain holding a red rabbit .
ALT: a person in a blue dress is standing in front of a red curtain holding a red rabbit .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
jax parody account
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
writer is 16, so keep it sfw obviously.
i dont really do the whole shipping thing
crossovers are awesome
//redoin my intro... dont mind me
December 15, 2024 at 12:04 AM
//redoin my intro... dont mind me
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December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
i miss being able to call people furries without being called a hypocrite.
December 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
i miss being able to call people furries without being called a hypocrite.
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December 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
oh right i have this app
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
oh right i have this app