I’ve been enjoying this anthology. Sounds like you might benefit from it.

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He reproduced? Oh fuck…

When chips are down, order Cokes.

What a cock-eyed asshole. I wouldn’t work for her if they threatened me with deportation.

You’re too generous. Texas is as stupid does.

Who?

I’m afraid one day some militia freak with a guilty conscience will phone in an anonymous tip about a mass grave.

Zackly. I’ve been saying this all along. How do we differentiate between ICE agents and racist militia rednecks looking to harm brown people? The government won’t confirm or deny when an individual is a victim of government-sponsored kidnapping and criminals wanting to harm people.

And we’re poisoning the shit out of it…

Let’s just hope the next Dem president doesn’t appoint Dudley Do-Nothing as AG again.

Didn’t love the poetry, but it was a great story.

I’ll die angry about the Oscars that year.

Absolutely one of the best novels I’ve read in the last decade. Thank you and I hope you collaborate with Gladstone again!

Maybe you should ask your counterpart in the Senate as well?

He could’ve said he didn’t drink out of them because landfills already have enough plastic (like me) and he’d be hailed as setting a good example.